John Michael Decker's Top Ten Films of 2005

Happy New Year, Everybody!

Well, you've been waiting for it all year and now here it is! My top 10 film list from two, double-aught, five. Disclaimer: I am not a professional critic. These are just my very biased opinions. Enough blather! Here is my list from 10 to 1:

#10) GEORGE A. ROMERO'S LAND OF THE DEAD: George A. Romero, the Orson Wells of zombie flicks, brings us another enjoyable (if disgusting) chapter in his epic zombie-world saga. In this one zombie fighters, who are hunkered down behind a walled city, must face political corruption on the inside and rapidly evolving undead forces on the outside. Oh, how I love the hell-feast of the damned!

#9) KUNG-FU HUSTLE: How best to describe this unique film? How about this; Bruce Lee style kung-fu action merged with loony tunes zaniness with a dash of Gene Kelly like choreography on crack. This film was one fun trip.

#8) HARRY POTTER & THE GOBLET OF FIRE: Although the films are never quite as charming as the Harry Potter books, this movie did a fantastic job of condensing J.K. Rowling's 734 page novel into an exciting, cohesive, little flick.

#7) THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE: I confess that I have never read any of C. S. Lewis's Narnia series, nonetheless I found this movie to be quite excellent on several levels with some of the best computer generated character's this side of a Peter Jackson film.

#6) WALLACE & GROMIT: THE CURSE OF THE WERE-RABBIT: I can not adequately describe how delightful I found this film going experience. From it's comedy of English manners to it's quaint claymation animation to the corking plot and off the wall characters, this was a joy from start to finish.

#5) HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS: This was basically the Romeo & Juliet story told within the context of a martial arts action masterpiece amidst some breathtakingly beautiful scenery.

#4) SERENITY: If you've never seen Joss Whedon's short-lived but brilliant television series, Firefly, than this science fiction western may not pack the emotional punch it should. But as a huge fan of Mr. Whedon's small screen work, I was blown away by his first big screen effort (the first movie to be both written and directed by Joss Whedon).

#3) FRANK MILLER'S SIN CITY: This is film noir, pulp fiction, and hard boiled action at it's best. Beautiful, lurid, shockingly stylized violence mixes with gorgeous dames, classic cars, and tough guys with hearts of gold. Look out for Mickey Rourke's bravura performance as Marv - a psychotic thug with a soft spot for dead hookers.

#2) BATMAN BEGINS: At long last, a live action Batman movie with real emotional depth that focuses more on the psychology of Bruce Wayne than on the Batman's freakish rogues gallery (as delightful as the bat-rogues are). This is a Gotham City one could truly believe is real. This is a film that understands it's comic book source material.

And the number one best film of 2005...

#1) KING KONG: Lord of the Rings director, Peter Jackson shows his love of the original 1933 King Kong with this beautiful re-make. This movie works extremely well as an action adventure, but it goes way beyond that. What really makes this new Kong click is the very palpable chemistry created between the characters of Ann Darrow (as played by Naomi Watts) and Kong himself (performed by Andy Serkis in a motion capture suit). It is not a sexual chemistry (that would be creepy) but more a love that develops between two beings who have lost everything and find connection in their mutual loneliness. Sure, it's cool to see a 25 foot silverback gorilla fight a pack of hungry t-rexes (who doesn't love a good monster fight?), but the real impact of this story is how the power of love is a double edged sword. We all know the positive aspects of the emotion, but this film points out how love can also consume and destroy like a fire.

So there you have it. Feel free to contact me and critique my choices.

See you at the movies.

Johnny D.