Sunday, January 15, 2012

John Michael Decker's Top Ten Films of 2011

John Michael Decker's Top Ten Films of 2011

It's time for my biased list of favorite films from the past twelve months. Even though attendance at movie theatres was down in 2011, it was actually a pretty good year at the movies. I found that I enjoyed far more films than I disliked. In fact, there were so many outstanding movies that it was harder than usual to narrow it down to the top ten.

Honorable Mentions

Before I get to the main event, I'll mention a few films that didn't quite make it into my top ten this year. These films are fun and worth seeing, but there were at least ten other films I liked better.

The critics may have maligned Green Lantern, but I think that this is a well-told superhero origin story with lots of action and great characters.

Thor is another cool comic book film that works largely because it focuses on the dysfunctional relationship between the God of Thunder (Thor) and his misunderstood step-brother (Loki).

Midnight in Paris is a fantastic Woody Allen movie with romance, comedy, and time travel. What more could you want? Allen has always been an expert at turning his backdrops into characters, and this movie certainly brings the "city of light" to life.

Source Code, the second film by Duncan Jones (son of David Bowie), is a trippy action thriller about a soldier who keeps waking up in the body of a stranger on a Chicago commuter train. Lots of twists and turns keep the audience guessing. This film has a great mix of action and interesting character development.

Super, is a film about a guy who decides to become a costumed vigilante after his wife leaves him for a drug dealer. Although he has the best intentions, he has absolutely no discernible skills other than an insane will to stop crime, and a lot of dumb luck. For a comedy, this movie delves into some incredibly dark territory, and you'll often end up feeling guilty for laughing at some of the material.

Bellflower is billed as an apocalyptic romance, and that's a pretty good description. The story is about Woodrow and Aiden, two friends who spend their free time building flame-throwers and muscle cars in the hopes that a global cataclysm will occur and thrust them into a post-apocalyptic world ala Mad Max. But when Woodrow falls for the unpredictable Milly, he experiences his own personal apocalypse.

Attack the Block is an awesome low-budget British sci-fi flick about a gang of south London punks protecting their neighborhood against an alien invasion. It's directed by Joe Cornish, who worked as a producer on Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, and has a fantastic sense of kinetic energy. This film also features one of the most unique alien species I have seen on the big screen in years.

Speaking of fantastic kinetic energy, I would be remiss if I didn't mention The Adventures of Tintin, an animated film directed by Steven Spielberg and produced by Peter Jackson. The film is based on a popular European comic book and has a kind of young Indiana Jones vibe to it. It's a hell of a lot of fun and well worth your time.

I love The Muppets, which stars and was co-written by Jason Segal. Although it takes a little while for it to get going, watching Kermit, Gonzo, Piggy and the gang on the big screen is like welcoming back old friends. Hearing the Muppets sing "Rainbow Connection" again brought tears to my eyes.

Anyone who has a love for classic films should do themselves a favor and catch Martin Scorsese's Hugo. This starts out as an adventure/mystery about a scrappy orphan living in a train station in France, and morphs into a love letter to history's earliest movies and the pioneers who made them.

In any other year, many of the above films would have made my top ten, but this year there were just too many great movies to choose from.

Top 10 films of 2011

Here are my choices for the best of the past year, presented without spoilers:

#10: Rise of the Planet of the Apes

After the abysmal Tim Burton remake of Planet of the Apes in 2001, I didn't expect to ever see a decent "Apes" film again. That's why it comes as such as shock that Rise of the Planet of the Apes is as good as it is.

At its core, Rise is the heartbreaking story of a scientist who, with the best of intentions, sets in motion the events that will bring down the human race. Andy Sirkis' truly brilliant motion capture work as Caesar the ape is the heart and soul of the film. This is science fiction as I love it, with fantastic action sequences, a lot of humanity, and big moral and ethical conundrums.

#9: Captain America: the First Avenger

This is a good old-fashioned superhero flick set in the early days of World War II. Unlike many of the grim and gritty anti-heroes we tend to see a lot of, Cap has always been about fighting for the little guy. In the film, Cap's alter ego, Steve Rogers, makes it clear that he doesn't relish the thought of killing Nazis, he just doesn't like bullies.

I like that Steve Rogers isn't an over-muscled Adonis through the first half of the movie; instead, he starts as a scrawny 98-pound weakling who just wants to do the right thing. When he finally gets his super abilities, he retains the humility of a little guy from Brooklyn who's been bullied all his life. Chris Evans makes a fantastic Captain America/Steve Rogers and Hugo Weaving is an excellent foil to the hero as the evil Nazi super criminal, The Red Skull.

Director Joe Johnston, who also helmed another great period superhero film, The Rocketeer, had the right sensibilities to bring these characters and this time period to life.

#8: Drive

Drive reminds me of a modern-day Clint Eastwood "spaghetti western." Like Eastwood's iconic "Man with No Name," the protagonist in this film (played by Ryan Gosling) is a taciturn loner with a mysterious past who is only referred to as "the Driver."

The Driver is a Hollywood stunt man who leads a double life as a wheel man for local criminals. When the Driver gets involved with the wrong criminal (played brilliantly by Albert Brooks) and a beautiful woman from his apartment complex (played by Carey Mulligan), his solitary and ordered life starts to spin out of control.

I like how stripped-down this movie is. I enjoy the growing sense of menace as the main character is drawn into situations that it doesn't look like he can get out of. I especially like the stellar ensemble cast including Ron Perlman, Bryan Cranston, and Oscar Isaac.

#7: Warrior

Warrior is a lot like the original Rocky film, only with two protagonists. Joel Edgerton and Tom Hardy play Brendan and Tommy Conlon, two brothers who are involved in the brutal sport of mixed martial arts (MMA). Although at the start of the film the brothers have become estranged, the one thing they do have in common is a hatred for their abusive, ex-alcoholic father, Paddy (in a heartbreaking performance by the great Nick Nolte).

For different reasons, both brothers enter an MMA tournament with the highest-ever purse in the history of the sport. Both are underdogs and not expected to make in through, but end up on a collision course which forces them not only to face each other in the ring, but the personal issues they have from their horribly dysfunctional family.

Both brothers' stories are equally compelling, and by the end of the film, knowing that only one can win the tournament, as an audience member I didn't know which brother to root for.

#6: Another Earth

Another Earth is a quiet little indie sci-fi film where the science fiction is largely the backdrop for the human drama. When a duplicate planet Earth appears in the sky, events are set in motion that cause the lives of a student and a composer to intersect both tragically and beautifully.

I like how the themes of grief, guilt and redemption are played out in this movie, with the second planet Earth constantly hovering in the background, reminding us of other possibilities on other worlds. Brit Marling, the star and co-writer of this film, is a talent to watch. William Mapother (perhaps best known as Ethan Rom from the popular television series Lost) also gives a powerful, gut-wrenching performance. It is the chemistry between these two actors that holds this picture together.

#5: X-Men: First Class

X-Men: First Class is my second-favorite "X-Men" film after the excellent X2: X-Men United. It is not a perfect movie, but what really makes me forget the film's shortcomings are the incredible performances of James McAvoy as young professor Charles Xavier, and Michael Fassbender as young Erik Lehnsherr (AKA Magneto). As any comic book fan knows, Xavier and Magneto are destined to become enemies, but the story of how these two men met and became friends has never been told on the big screen.

I love that this movie is set in the swinging 60s, with the Cuban missile crisis playing out in the background. The earliest X-Men comics were written during this era, so it struck me as appropriate. I also enjoy seeing young Xavier as a womanizing intellectual hipster, and young Magneto as an obsessed Nazi-hunter.

Although not all of the characters in this movie are very well drawn out, I have to give honorable mention to the performances of Jennifer Lawrence as the young Mystique, and Nicholas Hoult as the young Hank McCoy. Seeing the different characters interact and work together at the beginning of the movie, and then being forced to pick different sides of the mutant conflict at the end is a big part of the drama.

#4: Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

The "Mission Impossible" film franchise is unlike most others; instead of the quality of the movies getting worse as more sequels are released, it gets better. No one is more surprised than I am that this movie is so high on my top ten list this year, but it was really that good. Perhaps the increasing quality is due to the fact that every MI movie has a different director. In this case it's Brad Bird, who until now has only directed animated films (such as The Iron Giant and The Incredibles). Bird is fantastic with action, and this movie has, hands down, some of the best action set pieces that I've seen in the last few years. I know it's cliché, but I can literally say that I spent most of the movie on the edge of my seat.

Another departure from the earlier Mission Impossible films is that this one focuses more on the whole IMF team, not just Tom Cruise's character, Ethan Hunt. Sure, this is still a Tom Cruise movie, but for the first time, his supporting players (portrayed by Simon Pegg, Paula Patton, and Jeremy Renner) play a major part in both story and action.

Most of the movies on my top ten list this year are rather deep. They delve into characters, ideas, and themes in a way that elevates them above typical action films. Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol is not deep; it's just a hell of a lot of fun and an epic popcorn movie.

#3: Rango

Rango may be the most unique western I've ever seen. This animated feature, directed by Gore Verbinski, tells the story of a chameleon who, through a series bizarre circumstances, exaggerations, and downright lies, becomes the sheriff of the water-deprived town of Dirt.

Not only does this movie understand the heart of the west, but it has a real trippy vibe that just makes it unique. Rango (voiced by Johnny Depp) is an incredible "hero on a journey" character, and is surrounded by other iconic personalities like Rattlesnake Jake, the classic western villain who lives by his own code. The character designs are the most original I've seen since Toy Story. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that Rango is on par with Pixar's finest computer-generated films.

#2: Hanna

Hanna reminds me of Luc Besson's The Professional, in that it is a perfect fusion of foreign art film and American action thriller. The movie opens with the title character, Hanna (played by Irish actress Saoirse Ronan) living with her CIA-trained father (Eric Bana) in the wilds of Finland. Her isolated life is forced to change when dangerous forces come looking for her, led by a ruthless intelligence agent (played by Cate Blanchett).

On the one hand, this is a pretty straightforward action picture with the heroine traveling through Europe avoiding bad guys; but on the other, this is a modern-day Brothers Grimm fairy tale with Hanna as the lost princess, her father as the huntsman and Blanchett as the wicked witch.

The action sequences are poetically filmed and never slow down, the metaphors are drawn well, and the characters are multi-layered and continuously fascinating.

And now, my favorite movie of 2011...

#1: Super 8

Super 8, directed by JJ Abrams and produced by Steven Spielberg, is a throwback to some beloved classic films like Stand By Me, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, and E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Perhaps "throwback" is the wrong word, because this movie is its own unique entity, paying homage to these films without copying them.

Super 8 takes place in a small Ohio town in 1979, where a group of 13- to 14-year-old kids are filming a zombie movie with a super 8 camera. During a night of filming, the children witness a catastrophic train crash, and accidentally record something alien escaping from wreckage. The science fiction part of this story is exciting and well-told, but it is really just the backdrop to the real human story of these kids and their families.

It's not easy to find actors this young who are good, but all of the kids that were cast in Super 8 are terrific, especially Joel Courtney as the sensitive Joe Lamb; and Elle Fanning as Alice, the girl he is interested in.

Perhaps one of the reasons I feel so connected with this film was because in 1979 I was a 13-year-old kid running around with my friends in a small town in upstate NY. We were always working on some kind of wacky artistic project and getting into crazy adventures (although we never encountered an alien as far as I know). It's this sense of nostalgia, coupled with great storytelling and compelling characters that makes Super 8 my favorite movie of last year.

Summary

And there you have it -- my top picks for last year at the movies. Feel free to get in touch and tell me what you think, or tell me about a great film I may have left off the list. Once again I would like to thank Jem Matzan for his stalwart friendship and excellent editing skills.

John Michael Decker is an actor who loves to go to the movies. This list is just his way of showing appreciation for all the entertainment he's enjoyed over the past year.

Copyright 2012 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

A Father's Letter to Santa


This is a beautiful note that was hand delivered to Santa at Macy's this year. I think it is a good reminder of what this day is really about.

Happy holidays to all and to all a good night.

-JMD

A FATHER’S LETTER TO SANTA

Macy’s Herald Square, NYC

12-19-2011

Dear Santa,

You are a form of wonder and magic in our world and I am so grateful you exist! This year I would like to share some of the things I’m grateful for. May my list continue to evolve and grow more in 2012!

2011 Gratitude List

Ð My gorgeous and devoted wife! She does so much to keep our lives flowing beautifully. Bless her heart for keeping our home so sweet and neat. So grateful she’s willing to satisfy all my most primal intimate desires! May our partnership continue to evolve in delightful and unexpected ways.

Ð My dynamite son Jasper! He reflects the best and worst of my own nature every day. From him I’m learning how to go with the flow, turn away from anger and turn instead towards compassion and love.

Ð My cats – they hold for us our anxiety and fear to lessen our load in life. And they cuddle so nicely.

Ð My beautiful home and amazing landlords! Even months when our rent is late, we are supported gracefully at home.

Ð My job! I never have to be on mass transit in rush hour – so grateful for that. And for having created an opportunity to share what I love with others and get paid for it. So blessed.

Ð My friends! I have great company in my life.

Ð I’m also grateful for all of the ways I’ve been DIS-SATISFIED this year. More than ever, I’ve turned that distress into an opportunity to grow. I’ve had lots of support to plant new seeds for an even more generative life in 2012. May those seeds grow into a beautiful garden.

I have a whole lot more stuff I’m grateful for, too. But if there’s anything you can bring down the chimney this year it’s more of the same, let me live a life with endless potential for growth and beauty.

Merry Christmas Santa!

Love,

Eric

Friday, November 04, 2011

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Monday, April 11, 2011

John Michael Decker reviews "Those Across the River," an exciting new horror novel.


Those Across the River Review

By

John Michael Decker

The year is 1935. Frank Nichols, a former history professor from Chicago, has moved to the quaint little town of Whitbrow, Georgia with his paramour Eudora. Frank’s intention is to write a book chronicling the history of his ancestor, an infamous Civil War general. But Whitbrow is a town with many dark secrets. Secrets which threaten to erode not only Frank and Eudora’s newfound happiness, but their belief in a rational world as well. There is something evil dwelling in the old Savoyard Plantation across the river. It is something ancient with a connection to Frank that he can scarcely imagine. It has a long memory… and it is patient.

Thus begins Those Across the River by Christopher Buehlman. The best horror novel I have read in years. I say this not because Chris Buehlman is a dear friend of mine. I say it honestly because it really is just that good. Although this book won’t be released until September of this year, I have been lucky enough to receive an advanced copy. To say that Those Across the River is a page-turner is putting it mildly. I’ve been busy and yet I still burned through this novel in three days.

Christopher Buehlman excels at pacing and he is a confident enough storyteller so that he really takes his time setting up his scenes. He is a master of language and this book effortlessly transported me to another time. Another place. I felt all of the pressures of surviving in the Great Depression. I could smell the sweat of the characters as they were traipsing through the dark woods. I could hear all the sounds of the humid August night in Georgia. The tension was slowly ratcheted up, and the more I read, I found myself being filled with a deepening sense of dread. I was fully invested in the characters so when the truly horrific stuff happened it was well earned by the author.

Now there are a lot of people who are going to read this and compare Chris Buehlaman to Stephen King or Dean Koontz. I would dispute this claim. Don’t get me wrong… the material in this book is similar to things that have been covered by other horror authors. And I am a big fan of King and Koontz. But to me, reading a novel by someone like Stephen King is like eating at McDonalds. It’s good, it’s fast, and it’s usually pretty satisfying. But reading a Christopher Buehlman novel is like dining on filet mignon with an interesting red wine and classical music playing in the background. This is literary, historical, horror and I really think that Buehlman’s unique writer’s voice puts him in a category all his own. I can easily see this book being translated into a movie. I can see Chris attaining real fame with this work. So if you want to get in on the ground floor of something really special, I highly recommend that you pre-order a copy of Those Across the River today.

Copyright 2011 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

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Friday, January 21, 2011

John Michael Decker's Top Ten Films of 2010

John Michael Decker's Top Ten Films of 2010

It's time for my biased list of favorite films from the past year. Although the quality of mainstream films wasn't as disappointing as 2009, this still wasn't a great year to go to the movies, and often I'd find myself let down when I stopped by the theatre. Still, just when I thought I'd lost my faith in modern cinema, I would be treated to something cool or unique enough to remind me why I spend so much time and money there.

Honorable Mentions

Before I get to the main event, I'll mention a few films that didn't quite make it into my top ten this year. These films are fun and worth seeing, but there were at least ten other films I liked better.

Machete is a hell of a lot of fun, and great showcase for the amazing Danny Trejo. Trejo has been a staple in Hollywood for almost 30 years, but this is his first leading role. At 66 years old, the brick-faced actor looks like he could kick Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger's asses without breaking a sweat.

Although I'm not a big fan of the new 3-D craze in Hollywood (most of the time the 3-D conversion process is awful and you would be better off seeing the less expensive, less murky, 2-D version of the film), I have to admit that Piranha 3-D is a hoot! This is an unapologetic film that knows and embraces its shlockly Piranha roots. It is a B movie in every sense of the word -- the screen is filled with the three Bs: Boobs, Blood, and Beasts. If you are looking for Oscar-caliber performances and a gripping plot, avoid this movie like the plague. If, however, you want to kill an afternoon with a bunch of friends and laugh your butts off at idiots getting munched by swarms of prehistoric killer fish, then it doesn't get much better than Piranha 3-D.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, the latest film by Edgar Wright (the awesome director who brought us Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz) is also tremendous fun. Although I didn't enjoy Pilgrim as much as Wright's previous two movies, this tale of a Canadian slacker who must defeat his new girlfriend's seven evil exes in a universe run by video game rules is very solid and offers lots of big laughs. At times Scott Pilgrim was too hip for its own good, but overall it is a really enjoyable film.

Top 10 films of 2010

And now for my official list of 2010's best ten movies. In case you haven't seen them, I will do my best to say what I liked about them without spoilers.

#10: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

This low-budget Finnish film was undoubtedly my most unique movie-going experience of the year. Rare Exports is a horror/comedy in which a group of miners near the Korvatunturi mountain discover an ancient being frozen in black ice -- a being known the world over as Santa Claus. But this isn't the jolly old elf who appears in Coke commercials, and the local villagers soon learn that this discovery should have been left well enough alone.

Rare Exports isn't a perfect film. There are pacing issues, and there is a scene that should be at the end of the movie that just isn't there (if you see it, you'll understand). But sitting in the theatre, I was constantly surprised and delighted and truly didn't know what was going to happen next. As a man who has donned the white beard and the big red suit, I found this movie to be especially engaging.

"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake." When you think about it, that's really creepy!

#9: Kick Ass

Kick Ass is a film based on the comic book of the same name that asks the question: What if a normal high school kid decided to put on a costume and fight crime? As you might imagine, the protagonist, Dave Lizewski, gets the crap beat out of him. A lot. But he also becomes an Internet sensation, pisses off the mob, and inspires a number of copycat vigilantes, most of whom are not mentally stable.

This movie is completely twisted and wrong in the best possible sense. It embraces its over-the-top violence and eye-for-an-eye sense of justice, and still manages to throw in a dash of pathos amidst the hilarious high-energy action.

#8: Centurion

Centurion is a historical action movie written and directed by Neil Marshall. It takes place in 117 AD and deals with a Roman garrison's attempt to wipe out the Picts inhabiting the Scottish Highlands. Although the Romans have superior numbers and weapons, they can't compete with the Picts' guerrilla tactics. When the Ninth Legion is sent to eradicate the Picts once and for all, things go horribly wrong and a small band of Roman soldiers must flee for their lives across hostile terrain.

Critics were not kind to this film, which is essentially a 97-minute chase scene, but I really enjoyed it. The characters are engaging, the battle scenes are exciting, and the cinematography is beautiful.

#7: Splice

Splice is an original reinterpretation the old Frankenstein story. The theme that man should not play god with the creation of life is an old one, but I've never seen it so well executed as it is in this film.

Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley play ultra-hip genetic engineers who splice human DNA together with several different animals, creating a beautiful but unstable chimera which they name Dren. Initially they do this in the name of science, but soon they come to look upon themselves as parents to their creation. It isn't long before the unpredictable nature of the creature, combined with the dysfunctional issues of the scientists, creates a deadly situation.

#6: Harry Brown

Harry Brown features a tour de force performance by Michael Caine as the title character. Caine's compelling and raw performance as a retired marine who is pushed to the edge by local gangs elevates this film beyond the level of a Death Wish clone and turns it into a true classic.

Harry's transformation from a sad and lonely octogenarian into a calculated killing machine who can barely contain his rage is astonishing to behold. In the hands of a lesser actor this could have been a train wreck, but Michael Caine pulls it off. I was mesmerized by his character, and if Caine isn't at least nominated for an Oscar for this movie, then truly the American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is blind.

#5: Black Swan

Darren Aronofsky is a director known for movies that focus on obsession, and Black Swan is no different. Natalie Portman plays Nina Sayers, a timid ballet dancer who wins the lead role in Swan Lake. Although she is perfectly suited to portray the White Swan, her ridged dancing style isn't right for the evil Black Swan the piece also requires her to play. The majority of the movie is Portman's character driving herself to the edge of madness in an attempt to give the perfect performance.

I know next to nothing about ballet, so it was fascinating for me to watch a film exploring backstage life in a world I will never be a part of. Natalie Portman is fantastic as the tragically obsessed Nina, and co-star Mila Kunis is also excellent as Lily, Nina's dark twin in the ballet company.

#4: The Social Network

When you combine the writing talents of Aaron Sorkin and the directing skills of David Fincher, you know you are in for a treat. The Social Network focuses on Mark Zuckerberg, the socially awkward yet intellectually brilliant man who created Facebook while he was still a student at Harvard. Although Zuckerberg becomes the youngest billionaire in history, he faces both legal and emotional challenges from all sides.

What is fascinating about this film to me is being able to watch Zuckerberg's rise and fall, which essentially occur at the same time. Like so many of us, Zuckerberg really was his own worst enemy.

#3: True Grit

Joel and Ethan Coen are directors known for movies with crazy plot twists that come out of left field, so it is really cool to see them make a straightforward western. The Coen brothers' take on True Grit is as "gritty" as one might expect. They excel at dialogue, and it's as good as it's ever been in this film.

This movie is about three very diverse characters thrown together on a quest to find Tom Chaney, a criminal who killed a young girl's father. Newcomer Hailee Steinfeld plays Mattie Ross, a 14 year-old girl raised with a harsh western eye-for-an-eye mentality. Jeff Bridges plays Rooster Cogburn, the ornery one-eyed U.S. Marshall that Mattie hires to hunt down her father's killer. Cogburn's chief qualification is his reputation of being the meanest lawman in the state. Matt Damon rounds out the cast as LaBoeuf, an arrogant Texas Ranger who has been on Chaney's trail for a while and doesn't want to share his quarry with any partners. This is the best western I've seen since Tombstone, largely due to the incredibly interesting interplay among the three main characters.

#2: Toy Story 3

It's rare to see a trilogy of movies that all are excellent, but with Toy Story 3, Pixar manages to do just that. This film beautifully closes the story of Woody, Buzz Lightyear, and friends in a way that is exciting, satisfying and truly touching.

As Andy, the owner of the toys, gets ready for college, Woody, Buzz, and the gang have to face the possibility of becoming obsolete. What use is a toy when there is nobody to play with them?

And now, my favorite movie of 2010...

#1: Inception

I love movies that explore the concept of blurred reality -- what is real and what is illusion -- so it should come as no surprise to anybody who knows me that this was my favorite film of the year. Director Christopher Nolan spent nearly nine years developing the script for this movie, and it shows. Leonardo DiCaprio plays Cobb, a man who specializes in stealing ideas from people's dreams, but early in the film he is presented with a unique challenge: Could he implant an idea in a person's mind through his dreams? We never learn exactly how this is accomplished; we just accept that in the reality of this film, the technology exists to invade another person's slumbering mind. The movie is very clear about the rules that allow this to happen, and so as an audience member it is easy to just go with it.

Although the special effects are amazing in Inception, it doesn't rely on them too heavily. This is a film about ideas, not CGI. I don't want to say too much about the plot because this is a film that can easily be spoiled, and it is well worth it to watch the movie with a fresh perspective, descending into the layers of the dreaming subconscious along with the characters. I love films where you are never sure whether the characters are experiencing something real or just an illusion, and if it is an illusion and the characters believe it is real, then doesn't that make it real?

Suffice it to say, the acting is solid, the story and direction are superb, and this move is well worth repeated viewings.

Summary

And there you have it -- my top picks for last year at the movies. Feel free to get in touch and argue, or tell me about a great film I may have left off the list. Special thanks Jem Matzan for his friendship and for acting as the editor of this article once again.

John Michael Decker is an actor who has been playing an evil sheriff in the summer and jolly old St. Nick in the winter. It's good to find balance in life.

Copyright 2011 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

Friday, January 15, 2010

John Michael Decker's Top Ten Films of 2009

John Michael Decker’s Top Ten Films of 2009

It's time once again for my biased list of favorite films from the past year. It was difficult to put the list together this time, largely because it was such a disappointing year at the box office. More often than not, I’d end up walking away from the movie theatre feeling let down.

Films NOT on the list

Before, I get to the list, I’ll mention a few films that didn’t make the cut. I suspect that people will ask why these few in particular didn’t they make it into my top ten, so I’ll explain.

Avatar isn’t on the list because although the special effects were remarkable, I just didn’t find the story all that original. Moon didn’t make it because I didn’t get the chance to see it, although I’ve heard that it’s great. I was completely underwhelmed by Sherlock Holmes. I have to give props to Where the Wild Things Are for some gutsy artistic choices, but ultimately I thought it was a depressing mess that completely missed the point of my favorite children’s book.

Top 10 films of 2009

And now for the official list of 2009 films that I can gladly recommend. In case you haven’t seen them yet, I will do my best to say why I liked these movies without giving away any major spoilers.

#10: Paranormal Activity

This is a low-budget film based on a simple premise that was executed beautifully. The story centers on a twenty-something yuppie couple, Katie and Micah, who have been troubled by strange noises late at night. Katie feels that some entity has been haunting her since she was a little girl. In an effort to figure out what’s going on, her skeptical boyfriend Micah decides to videotape the room while they sleep. Without giving anything away, I’ll just say that things get stranger and more intense as the story progresses. Although this movie was similar in style to The Blair Witch Project, I thought Paranormal Activity was much scarier.

#9: Zombieland

I love zombies and am very grateful that they have become popular in the American zeitgeist again. This is a really fun horror/comedy about a world overrun by the walking dead, and the four very different living people who band together to try to survive in it. Again, this movie has a simple premise, but was a lot of fun to watch, and amidst all of the laughs and the horror there was even some pathos thrown in. Woody Harrelson stars as Tallahassee, a man who seems to have been born to kick undead ass, but Bill Murray nearly steals the show with a brief cameo.

#8: Drag Me To Hell

After the disappointing Spider-Man 3, director Sam Raimi is back in fine form with this throwback to his earlier B-movie work, especially Evil Dead II and Army of Darkness. This movie was advertised as a horror film, but like Zombieland, it was really a horror/comedy, and a hilarious one at that. What I liked best about this movie was the fact that so many of the characters were utterly unlikeable, so when horrible things start happening to them, you really enjoy it. There is a relentless energy to Sam Raimi films, and very little subtlety, but damn if they don’t make for some incredible escapism. If any lesson can be taken away from this film, it’s that you don’t mess with angry, old, half-blind, Gypsy hags.

#7: Watchmen

Watchmen is based on the graphic novel of the same name, written by Alan Moore with art by Dave Gibbons. In writing Watchmen, one of Moore’s intentions was to showcase the comic book format by demonstrating exactly how the union of words and pictures could tell a story in a unique way that no other medium could. The graphic novel is a dense, multi-layered story that delves into the psychological aspects of the “superhero.” It was a brilliant, groundbreaking work when it came out in the mid 1980s, but it was never meant to be made into a motion picture.

That being said, director Zack Snyder did about as good a job as anyone could in translating the graphic novel into a film. As a fan of the comic book version of Watchmen, I really enjoyed this movie. Snyder manages to capture perfectly on camera the distinct visual world that Dave Gibbons created in the book. With one or two exceptions, the casting was excellent. However, even the 162-minute running time isn’t enough to capture all of the subtle nuances of the book.

#6: The Road

The Road is an extremely powerful film set in a bleak dystopian future. Viggo Mortensen gives an outstanding performance as a man whose love for his son allows him to endure horrific conditions in an effort to hold onto his and his son’s humanity. This is not an easy film to watch; the material, based on the novel by Cormac McCarthy, is extraordinarily dark, but I found the journey more than worthwhile.

#5: Up

Up is another Pixar masterpiece. The story, about an old man and a young boy on the adventure of a lifetime, is at times hilarious, touching, and ultimately uplifting. Up breaks new ground with its digital 3-D effects, but unlike other movies I’ve seen this year, it has more going for it than just pretty pictures. The characters are outstanding, the story is original, and the voice talent was perfectly cast. This movie is a wonderful reminder that it’s never too late to go out and find adventure in the world. Of all the films on my list this year, Up has the broadest entertainment appeal for the widest audience.

#4: The Hurt Locker

At its heart, The Hurt Locker is about men who intentionally put themselves in dangerous situations. Jeremy Renner plays Sgt. William James, an action junkie put in charge of an elite squad of bomb disposal operatives in Iraq. Director Kathryn Bigelow did an amazing job of creating suspense in the many bomb disarmament scenes. The character conflicts were both interesting and realistic, especially the dynamic between the unpredictable Sgt. James and the more cautious, by-the-book Sgt. Sanborn played by Anthony Mackie. I went into this movie knowing nothing about it and left pleasantly surprised.

#3: Inglourious Basterds

Quentin Tarantino crafts an incredibly entertaining World War II flick filled with memorable characters and his usual sharp dialogue. The basic premise of the story is that a young Jewish woman named Shosanna plots revenge against the Nazis for murdering her family. At the same time, an elite squad of Jewish, American, Nazi-killing soldiers nicknamed “the Basterds,” try to take out all the bigwigs in the Third Reich in a single strike. The two revenge plots collide at a tiny movie theatre in France. Brad Pitt plays Lt. Aldo Raine, the leader of “the Basterds,” but the best performance is by Christoph Waltz, who portrays the charmingly evil Colonel Hans Landa.

#2: Star Trek

I’ve always been a huge Star Trek fan, but I have to admit, after five television series and ten films set in the Star Trek universe, I was pretty much over it. The concept was tired and I thought that I’d rather see the whole franchise fade into obscurity than have to face another bad Trek film.

And then producer/director J.J. Abrams did the impossible: He managed to create a Star Trek movie that not only reinvigorated the franchise, but wiped away 40 years of bloated continuity, brought action and excitement back to the Star Trek universe, and reminded me of everything I loved about the original series in the first place. Recasting the original characters with younger actors was a risky move on Abrams’ part, but the performers managed to capture the spirit of their iconic characters without just imitating the original actors.

And now, my favorite movie of 2009...

#1: District 9

So Peter Jackson, director of The Lord of the Rings trilogy, was all set to produce Halo, a movie based on the video game of the same name. As often happens in Hollywood, the project fell apart, so Jackson offered a virtually unknown South African director $30 million bucks to make whatever film he wanted to. The result was District 9.

District 9, directed by Neill Blomkamp and starring Sharlto Copley, is a fairly low-budget picture by today’s standards. At the start of the film it looks as though we are going to be watching a mockumentary about stranded aliens contained in a detention center in South Africa, but the movie quickly picks up the pace and we are treated to an action-packed sci-fi thrill ride with some amazing set pieces and excellent social commentary. The aliens in the movie are interesting and multi-layered. The protagonist, Wikus VanDeMerwe, is an unlikable jerk at the start of the film, but by the end he has gone through an incredible transformation (just watch the movie and you’ll know that I mean that on all kinds of levels). Lately people have been touting Avatar as the film that has reinvented sci-fi for the 21st century, but don’t listen to them -- District 9 is truly the film that accomplishes this.

Summary

And there you have it -- my top picks for the year in cinema. Feel free to get in touch and argue, or tell me about a great film I may have left off the list. Thanks again to Jem Matzan for acting as the editor of this article.

John Michael Decker is a struggling actor who has been trying to get back into the writing groove. He sincerely hopes that 2010 will be a less disappointing year at the box office.

Copyright 2010 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Haiku Reviews

So I came up with a wacky idea today... What if I were to write reviews of recent films I've seen utilizing the poetic structure known as "haiku?" That's right, full movie reviews in three lines. Five syllables, seven syllables, and then five syllables. Sure, these won't be as comprehensive as the movie reviews I used to write for Entertainment In Review, but they will be concise.

Here we go...

PUNISHER: WAR ZONE

Frank is dead inside
Jigsaw a caricature
Tom Jane was better

(**)

SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

Did the urchin cheat?
Time and Fate may hold the key
or "it is written"

(*****)

DOUBT

Is the priest a perv?
Meryl Streep seems to think so
Catholic School can suck

(****)

HULK VS...

Thor battles the Hulk
The Hulk clobbers Wolverine
Both fights deliver

(****)

CORALINE

Strange little girl lost
Parallel life seems better
Animated goth

(***1/2)

THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON

Oscar loved this flick
Brad Pitt ages in reverse
It wasn't all that

(***)

UNDERWORLD: RISE OF THE LYCANS

Origin of the war
Between vampires and wolves
Very cool prequel

(***)

GRAN TORINO

Eastwood is a grump
Thrown together with a teen 
Bigotry loses

(***1/2)

TAKEN

Spook father gets mad
Bad guys snatch his girl in France
Justice swift and cold

(**1/2)

FRIDAY THE 13th (2009)

Familiar horror
Camp Crystal Lake vomits blood
Jason's blade must drink

(***)

STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI

Kristin Kreuk is hot
The rest of the film is not
Video game pics rot

(*1/2)

WATCHMEN

A geeks dream come true
Snyder's adaptation rocks
Resplendent violence

(*****)

RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN

The Rock drives a hack
Alien kids are his fair
Adventure ensues

(**1/2)




 Copyright 2009 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.