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And now, because so many people demanded it (I'm looking at you Vanessa), let us revisit the masterpieces of Thaddeus Pringle: Poet, Playwright, Scholar, and Genius...

Ode To Sheep

(Fuzzy, Fuzzy Sheep)
By Thaddeus Pringle: Friend to Sheep
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Sheep Sheep Sheep Sheep
How I love it when they bleat
The thought doth rob me of my sleep
Fuzzy, naughty, little sheep
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Sheep be soft, compact and ducky
Oft times their eyes are rather runny
Their fluffy tails make me feel funny
I long to smear their legs with honey
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Buy alas, my love is unrequited
For when I approach, my hands are bited
Someday I shall win their affections
Without, I pray, undue infections
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Ode to Cheese
By Thaddeus Pringle: Cheese Eater
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I ponder all the cheese that ere I saw
I wish to cram it in my maw

Be it yellow, white, green or smooshy

Cheese feels good rubbed on my tushy
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If I could eat but one sole victual

Than swallowing cheese would be my ritual
Oh how I love fomented curds
They strengthen muscles, harden...
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Ummm... Cheese is good for the digestion, know you.
That be all.
Begone!
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Exotic Jungle Amour
(or "Ode to Monkeys" the sequel)
By Thaddeus Pringle: Cunning Linguist
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Zebras and Elephants
Apes in the trees
Thy beauty adorns thee
Like a jungle breeze
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Lush green trees be exceedingly fine
I should forswear their visage
If thou couldst be mine
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Thy cascading tresses are as spun silk to me
Were I a monkey I'd gladly groom thee
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Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey
Monkey Monkey MONKEY!!!
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These are original Thaddeus Pringle (AKA John Michael Decker) poems.

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"And I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids!"

John Michael Decker