Sunday, December 25, 2011

A Father's Letter to Santa


This is a beautiful note that was hand delivered to Santa at Macy's this year. I think it is a good reminder of what this day is really about.

Happy holidays to all and to all a good night.

-JMD

A FATHER’S LETTER TO SANTA

Macy’s Herald Square, NYC

12-19-2011

Dear Santa,

You are a form of wonder and magic in our world and I am so grateful you exist! This year I would like to share some of the things I’m grateful for. May my list continue to evolve and grow more in 2012!

2011 Gratitude List

Ð My gorgeous and devoted wife! She does so much to keep our lives flowing beautifully. Bless her heart for keeping our home so sweet and neat. So grateful she’s willing to satisfy all my most primal intimate desires! May our partnership continue to evolve in delightful and unexpected ways.

Ð My dynamite son Jasper! He reflects the best and worst of my own nature every day. From him I’m learning how to go with the flow, turn away from anger and turn instead towards compassion and love.

Ð My cats – they hold for us our anxiety and fear to lessen our load in life. And they cuddle so nicely.

Ð My beautiful home and amazing landlords! Even months when our rent is late, we are supported gracefully at home.

Ð My job! I never have to be on mass transit in rush hour – so grateful for that. And for having created an opportunity to share what I love with others and get paid for it. So blessed.

Ð My friends! I have great company in my life.

Ð I’m also grateful for all of the ways I’ve been DIS-SATISFIED this year. More than ever, I’ve turned that distress into an opportunity to grow. I’ve had lots of support to plant new seeds for an even more generative life in 2012. May those seeds grow into a beautiful garden.

I have a whole lot more stuff I’m grateful for, too. But if there’s anything you can bring down the chimney this year it’s more of the same, let me live a life with endless potential for growth and beauty.

Merry Christmas Santa!

Love,

Eric

Friday, November 04, 2011

Lance Proton vs. the L.O.S.T.























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Monday, April 11, 2011

John Michael Decker reviews "Those Across the River," an exciting new horror novel.


Those Across the River Review

By

John Michael Decker

The year is 1935. Frank Nichols, a former history professor from Chicago, has moved to the quaint little town of Whitbrow, Georgia with his paramour Eudora. Frank’s intention is to write a book chronicling the history of his ancestor, an infamous Civil War general. But Whitbrow is a town with many dark secrets. Secrets which threaten to erode not only Frank and Eudora’s newfound happiness, but their belief in a rational world as well. There is something evil dwelling in the old Savoyard Plantation across the river. It is something ancient with a connection to Frank that he can scarcely imagine. It has a long memory… and it is patient.

Thus begins Those Across the River by Christopher Buehlman. The best horror novel I have read in years. I say this not because Chris Buehlman is a dear friend of mine. I say it honestly because it really is just that good. Although this book won’t be released until September of this year, I have been lucky enough to receive an advanced copy. To say that Those Across the River is a page-turner is putting it mildly. I’ve been busy and yet I still burned through this novel in three days.

Christopher Buehlman excels at pacing and he is a confident enough storyteller so that he really takes his time setting up his scenes. He is a master of language and this book effortlessly transported me to another time. Another place. I felt all of the pressures of surviving in the Great Depression. I could smell the sweat of the characters as they were traipsing through the dark woods. I could hear all the sounds of the humid August night in Georgia. The tension was slowly ratcheted up, and the more I read, I found myself being filled with a deepening sense of dread. I was fully invested in the characters so when the truly horrific stuff happened it was well earned by the author.

Now there are a lot of people who are going to read this and compare Chris Buehlaman to Stephen King or Dean Koontz. I would dispute this claim. Don’t get me wrong… the material in this book is similar to things that have been covered by other horror authors. And I am a big fan of King and Koontz. But to me, reading a novel by someone like Stephen King is like eating at McDonalds. It’s good, it’s fast, and it’s usually pretty satisfying. But reading a Christopher Buehlman novel is like dining on filet mignon with an interesting red wine and classical music playing in the background. This is literary, historical, horror and I really think that Buehlman’s unique writer’s voice puts him in a category all his own. I can easily see this book being translated into a movie. I can see Chris attaining real fame with this work. So if you want to get in on the ground floor of something really special, I highly recommend that you pre-order a copy of Those Across the River today.

Copyright 2011 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

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Friday, January 21, 2011

John Michael Decker's Top Ten Films of 2010

John Michael Decker's Top Ten Films of 2010

It's time for my biased list of favorite films from the past year. Although the quality of mainstream films wasn't as disappointing as 2009, this still wasn't a great year to go to the movies, and often I'd find myself let down when I stopped by the theatre. Still, just when I thought I'd lost my faith in modern cinema, I would be treated to something cool or unique enough to remind me why I spend so much time and money there.

Honorable Mentions

Before I get to the main event, I'll mention a few films that didn't quite make it into my top ten this year. These films are fun and worth seeing, but there were at least ten other films I liked better.

Machete is a hell of a lot of fun, and great showcase for the amazing Danny Trejo. Trejo has been a staple in Hollywood for almost 30 years, but this is his first leading role. At 66 years old, the brick-faced actor looks like he could kick Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger's asses without breaking a sweat.

Although I'm not a big fan of the new 3-D craze in Hollywood (most of the time the 3-D conversion process is awful and you would be better off seeing the less expensive, less murky, 2-D version of the film), I have to admit that Piranha 3-D is a hoot! This is an unapologetic film that knows and embraces its shlockly Piranha roots. It is a B movie in every sense of the word -- the screen is filled with the three Bs: Boobs, Blood, and Beasts. If you are looking for Oscar-caliber performances and a gripping plot, avoid this movie like the plague. If, however, you want to kill an afternoon with a bunch of friends and laugh your butts off at idiots getting munched by swarms of prehistoric killer fish, then it doesn't get much better than Piranha 3-D.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, the latest film by Edgar Wright (the awesome director who brought us Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz) is also tremendous fun. Although I didn't enjoy Pilgrim as much as Wright's previous two movies, this tale of a Canadian slacker who must defeat his new girlfriend's seven evil exes in a universe run by video game rules is very solid and offers lots of big laughs. At times Scott Pilgrim was too hip for its own good, but overall it is a really enjoyable film.

Top 10 films of 2010

And now for my official list of 2010's best ten movies. In case you haven't seen them, I will do my best to say what I liked about them without spoilers.

#10: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

This low-budget Finnish film was undoubtedly my most unique movie-going experience of the year. Rare Exports is a horror/comedy in which a group of miners near the Korvatunturi mountain discover an ancient being frozen in black ice -- a being known the world over as Santa Claus. But this isn't the jolly old elf who appears in Coke commercials, and the local villagers soon learn that this discovery should have been left well enough alone.

Rare Exports isn't a perfect film. There are pacing issues, and there is a scene that should be at the end of the movie that just isn't there (if you see it, you'll understand). But sitting in the theatre, I was constantly surprised and delighted and truly didn't know what was going to happen next. As a man who has donned the white beard and the big red suit, I found this movie to be especially engaging.

"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake." When you think about it, that's really creepy!

#9: Kick Ass

Kick Ass is a film based on the comic book of the same name that asks the question: What if a normal high school kid decided to put on a costume and fight crime? As you might imagine, the protagonist, Dave Lizewski, gets the crap beat out of him. A lot. But he also becomes an Internet sensation, pisses off the mob, and inspires a number of copycat vigilantes, most of whom are not mentally stable.

This movie is completely twisted and wrong in the best possible sense. It embraces its over-the-top violence and eye-for-an-eye sense of justice, and still manages to throw in a dash of pathos amidst the hilarious high-energy action.

#8: Centurion

Centurion is a historical action movie written and directed by Neil Marshall. It takes place in 117 AD and deals with a Roman garrison's attempt to wipe out the Picts inhabiting the Scottish Highlands. Although the Romans have superior numbers and weapons, they can't compete with the Picts' guerrilla tactics. When the Ninth Legion is sent to eradicate the Picts once and for all, things go horribly wrong and a small band of Roman soldiers must flee for their lives across hostile terrain.

Critics were not kind to this film, which is essentially a 97-minute chase scene, but I really enjoyed it. The characters are engaging, the battle scenes are exciting, and the cinematography is beautiful.

#7: Splice

Splice is an original reinterpretation the old Frankenstein story. The theme that man should not play god with the creation of life is an old one, but I've never seen it so well executed as it is in this film.

Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley play ultra-hip genetic engineers who splice human DNA together with several different animals, creating a beautiful but unstable chimera which they name Dren. Initially they do this in the name of science, but soon they come to look upon themselves as parents to their creation. It isn't long before the unpredictable nature of the creature, combined with the dysfunctional issues of the scientists, creates a deadly situation.

#6: Harry Brown

Harry Brown features a tour de force performance by Michael Caine as the title character. Caine's compelling and raw performance as a retired marine who is pushed to the edge by local gangs elevates this film beyond the level of a Death Wish clone and turns it into a true classic.

Harry's transformation from a sad and lonely octogenarian into a calculated killing machine who can barely contain his rage is astonishing to behold. In the hands of a lesser actor this could have been a train wreck, but Michael Caine pulls it off. I was mesmerized by his character, and if Caine isn't at least nominated for an Oscar for this movie, then truly the American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is blind.

#5: Black Swan

Darren Aronofsky is a director known for movies that focus on obsession, and Black Swan is no different. Natalie Portman plays Nina Sayers, a timid ballet dancer who wins the lead role in Swan Lake. Although she is perfectly suited to portray the White Swan, her ridged dancing style isn't right for the evil Black Swan the piece also requires her to play. The majority of the movie is Portman's character driving herself to the edge of madness in an attempt to give the perfect performance.

I know next to nothing about ballet, so it was fascinating for me to watch a film exploring backstage life in a world I will never be a part of. Natalie Portman is fantastic as the tragically obsessed Nina, and co-star Mila Kunis is also excellent as Lily, Nina's dark twin in the ballet company.

#4: The Social Network

When you combine the writing talents of Aaron Sorkin and the directing skills of David Fincher, you know you are in for a treat. The Social Network focuses on Mark Zuckerberg, the socially awkward yet intellectually brilliant man who created Facebook while he was still a student at Harvard. Although Zuckerberg becomes the youngest billionaire in history, he faces both legal and emotional challenges from all sides.

What is fascinating about this film to me is being able to watch Zuckerberg's rise and fall, which essentially occur at the same time. Like so many of us, Zuckerberg really was his own worst enemy.

#3: True Grit

Joel and Ethan Coen are directors known for movies with crazy plot twists that come out of left field, so it is really cool to see them make a straightforward western. The Coen brothers' take on True Grit is as "gritty" as one might expect. They excel at dialogue, and it's as good as it's ever been in this film.

This movie is about three very diverse characters thrown together on a quest to find Tom Chaney, a criminal who killed a young girl's father. Newcomer Hailee Steinfeld plays Mattie Ross, a 14 year-old girl raised with a harsh western eye-for-an-eye mentality. Jeff Bridges plays Rooster Cogburn, the ornery one-eyed U.S. Marshall that Mattie hires to hunt down her father's killer. Cogburn's chief qualification is his reputation of being the meanest lawman in the state. Matt Damon rounds out the cast as LaBoeuf, an arrogant Texas Ranger who has been on Chaney's trail for a while and doesn't want to share his quarry with any partners. This is the best western I've seen since Tombstone, largely due to the incredibly interesting interplay among the three main characters.

#2: Toy Story 3

It's rare to see a trilogy of movies that all are excellent, but with Toy Story 3, Pixar manages to do just that. This film beautifully closes the story of Woody, Buzz Lightyear, and friends in a way that is exciting, satisfying and truly touching.

As Andy, the owner of the toys, gets ready for college, Woody, Buzz, and the gang have to face the possibility of becoming obsolete. What use is a toy when there is nobody to play with them?

And now, my favorite movie of 2010...

#1: Inception

I love movies that explore the concept of blurred reality -- what is real and what is illusion -- so it should come as no surprise to anybody who knows me that this was my favorite film of the year. Director Christopher Nolan spent nearly nine years developing the script for this movie, and it shows. Leonardo DiCaprio plays Cobb, a man who specializes in stealing ideas from people's dreams, but early in the film he is presented with a unique challenge: Could he implant an idea in a person's mind through his dreams? We never learn exactly how this is accomplished; we just accept that in the reality of this film, the technology exists to invade another person's slumbering mind. The movie is very clear about the rules that allow this to happen, and so as an audience member it is easy to just go with it.

Although the special effects are amazing in Inception, it doesn't rely on them too heavily. This is a film about ideas, not CGI. I don't want to say too much about the plot because this is a film that can easily be spoiled, and it is well worth it to watch the movie with a fresh perspective, descending into the layers of the dreaming subconscious along with the characters. I love films where you are never sure whether the characters are experiencing something real or just an illusion, and if it is an illusion and the characters believe it is real, then doesn't that make it real?

Suffice it to say, the acting is solid, the story and direction are superb, and this move is well worth repeated viewings.

Summary

And there you have it -- my top picks for last year at the movies. Feel free to get in touch and argue, or tell me about a great film I may have left off the list. Special thanks Jem Matzan for his friendship and for acting as the editor of this article once again.

John Michael Decker is an actor who has been playing an evil sheriff in the summer and jolly old St. Nick in the winter. It's good to find balance in life.

Copyright 2011 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

Friday, January 15, 2010

John Michael Decker's Top Ten Films of 2009


John Michael Decker’s Top Ten Films of 2009
It's time once again for my biased list of favorite films from the past year. It was difficult to put the list together this time, largely because it was such a disappointing year at the box office. More often than not, I’d end up walking away from the movie theatre feeling let down.

Films NOT on the list

Before, I get to the list, I’ll mention a few films that didn’t make the cut. I suspect that people will ask why these few in particular didn’t they make it into my top ten, so I’ll explain.
Avatar isn’t on the list because although the special effects were remarkable, I just didn’t find the story all that original. Moon didn’t make it because I didn’t get the chance to see it, although I’ve heard that it’s great. I was completely underwhelmed by Sherlock Holmes. I have to give props to Where the Wild Things Are for some gutsy artistic choices, but ultimately I thought it was a depressing mess that completely missed the point of my favorite children’s book.

Top 10 films of 2009

And now for the official list of 2009 films that I can gladly recommend. In case you haven’t seen them yet, I will do my best to say why I liked these movies without giving away any major spoilers.

#10: Paranormal Activity

This is a low-budget film based on a simple premise that was executed beautifully. The story centers on a twenty-something yuppie couple, Katie and Micah, who have been troubled by strange noises late at night. Katie feels that some entity has been haunting her since she was a little girl. In an effort to figure out what’s going on, her skeptical boyfriend Micah decides to videotape the room while they sleep. Without giving anything away, I’ll just say that things get stranger and more intense as the story progresses. Although this movie was similar in style to The Blair Witch Project, I thought Paranormal Activity was much scarier.

#9: Zombieland

I love zombies and am very grateful that they have become popular in the American zeitgeist again. This is a really fun horror/comedy about a world overrun by the walking dead, and the four very different living people who band together to try to survive in it. Again, this movie has a simple premise, but was a lot of fun to watch, and amidst all of the laughs and the horror there was even some pathos thrown in. Woody Harrelson stars as Tallahassee, a man who seems to have been born to kick undead ass, but Bill Murray nearly steals the show with a brief cameo.

#8: Drag Me To Hell

After the disappointing Spider-Man 3, director Sam Raimi is back in fine form with this throwback to his earlier B-movie work, especially Evil Dead II and Army of Darkness. This movie was advertised as a horror film, but like Zombieland, it was really a horror/comedy, and a hilarious one at that. What I liked best about this movie was the fact that so many of the characters were utterly unlikeable, so when horrible things start happening to them, you really enjoy it. There is a relentless energy to Sam Raimi films, and very little subtlety, but damn if they don’t make for some incredible escapism. If any lesson can be taken away from this film, it’s that you don’t mess with angry, old, half-blind, Gypsy hags.

#7: Watchmen

Watchmen is based on the graphic novel of the same name, written by Alan Moore with art by Dave Gibbons. In writing Watchmen, one of Moore’s intentions was to showcase the comic book format by demonstrating exactly how the union of words and pictures could tell a story in a unique way that no other medium could. The graphic novel is a dense, multi-layered story that delves into the psychological aspects of the “superhero.” It was a brilliant, groundbreaking work when it came out in the mid 1980s, but it was never meant to be made into a motion picture.
That being said, director Zack Snyder did about as good a job as anyone could in translating the graphic novel into a film. As a fan of the comic book version of Watchmen, I really enjoyed this movie. Snyder manages to capture perfectly on camera the distinct visual world that Dave Gibbons created in the book. With one or two exceptions, the casting was excellent. However, even the 162-minute running time isn’t enough to capture all of the subtle nuances of the book.

#6: The Road

The Road is an extremely powerful film set in a bleak dystopian future. Viggo Mortensen gives an outstanding performance as a man whose love for his son allows him to endure horrific conditions in an effort to hold onto his and his son’s humanity. This is not an easy film to watch; the material, based on the novel by Cormac McCarthy, is extraordinarily dark, but I found the journey more than worthwhile.

#5: Up

Up is another Pixar masterpiece. The story, about an old man and a young boy on the adventure of a lifetime, is at times hilarious, touching, and ultimately uplifting. Up breaks new ground with its digital 3-D effects, but unlike other movies I’ve seen this year, it has more going for it than just pretty pictures. The characters are outstanding, the story is original, and the voice talent was perfectly cast. This movie is a wonderful reminder that it’s never too late to go out and find adventure in the world. Of all the films on my list this year, Up has the broadest entertainment appeal for the widest audience.

#4: The Hurt Locker

At its heart, The Hurt Locker is about men who intentionally put themselves in dangerous situations. Jeremy Renner plays Sgt. William James, an action junkie put in charge of an elite squad of bomb disposal operatives in Iraq. Director Kathryn Bigelow did an amazing job of creating suspense in the many bomb disarmament scenes. The character conflicts were both interesting and realistic, especially the dynamic between the unpredictable Sgt. James and the more cautious, by-the-book Sgt. Sanborn played by Anthony Mackie. I went into this movie knowing nothing about it and left pleasantly surprised.

#3: Inglourious Basterds

Quentin Tarantino crafts an incredibly entertaining World War II flick filled with memorable characters and his usual sharp dialogue. The basic premise of the story is that a young Jewish woman named Shosanna plots revenge against the Nazis for murdering her family. At the same time, an elite squad of Jewish, American, Nazi-killing soldiers nicknamed “the Basterds,” try to take out all the bigwigs in the Third Reich in a single strike. The two revenge plots collide at a tiny movie theatre in France. Brad Pitt plays Lt. Aldo Raine, the leader of “the Basterds,” but the best performance is by Christoph Waltz, who portrays the charmingly evil Colonel Hans Landa.

#2: Star Trek

I’ve always been a huge Star Trek fan, but I have to admit, after five television series and ten films set in the Star Trek universe, I was pretty much over it. The concept was tired and I thought that I’d rather see the whole franchise fade into obscurity than have to face another bad Trek film.
And then producer/director J.J. Abrams did the impossible: He managed to create a Star Trek movie that not only reinvigorated the franchise, but wiped away 40 years of bloated continuity, brought action and excitement back to the Star Trek universe, and reminded me of everything I loved about the original series in the first place. Recasting the original characters with younger actors was a risky move on Abrams’ part, but the performers managed to capture the spirit of their iconic characters without just imitating the original actors.

And now, my favorite movie of 2009...

#1: District 9

So Peter Jackson, director of The Lord of the Rings trilogy, was all set to produce Halo, a movie based on the video game of the same name. As often happens in Hollywood, the project fell apart, so Jackson offered a virtually unknown South African director $30 million bucks to make whatever film he wanted to. The result was District 9.
District 9, directed by Neill Blomkamp and starring Sharlto Copley, is a fairly low-budget picture by today’s standards. At the start of the film it looks as though we are going to be watching a mockumentary about stranded aliens contained in a detention center in South Africa, but the movie quickly picks up the pace and we are treated to an action-packed sci-fi thrill ride with some amazing set pieces and excellent social commentary. The aliens in the movie are interesting and multi-layered. The protagonist, Wikus VanDeMerwe, is an unlikable jerk at the start of the film, but by the end he has gone through an incredible transformation (just watch the movie and you’ll know that I mean that on all kinds of levels). Lately people have been touting Avatar as the film that has reinvented sci-fi for the 21st century, but don’t listen to them -- District 9 is truly the film that accomplishes this.

Summary

And there you have it -- my top picks for the year in cinema. Feel free to get in touch and argue, or tell me about a great film I may have left off the list. Thanks again to Jem Matzan for acting as the editor of this article.
John Michael Decker is a struggling actor who has been trying to get back into the writing groove. He sincerely hopes that 2010 will be a less disappointing year at the box office.
Copyright 2010 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Haiku Reviews

So I came up with a wacky idea today... What if I were to write reviews of recent films I've seen utilizing the poetic structure known as "haiku?" That's right, full movie reviews in three lines. Five syllables, seven syllables, and then five syllables. Sure, these won't be as comprehensive as the movie reviews I used to write for Entertainment In Review, but they will be concise.

Here we go...

PUNISHER: WAR ZONE

Frank is dead inside
Jigsaw a caricature
Tom Jane was better

(**)

SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

Did the urchin cheat?
Time and Fate may hold the key
or "it is written"

(*****)

DOUBT

Is the priest a perv?
Meryl Streep seems to think so
Catholic School can suck

(****)

HULK VS...

Thor battles the Hulk
The Hulk clobbers Wolverine
Both fights deliver

(****)

CORALINE

Strange little girl lost
Parallel life seems better
Animated goth

(***1/2)

THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON

Oscar loved this flick
Brad Pitt ages in reverse
It wasn't all that

(***)

UNDERWORLD: RISE OF THE LYCANS

Origin of the war
Between vampires and wolves
Very cool prequel

(***)

GRAN TORINO

Eastwood is a grump
Thrown together with a teen 
Bigotry loses

(***1/2)

TAKEN

Spook father gets mad
Bad guys snatch his girl in France
Justice swift and cold

(**1/2)

FRIDAY THE 13th (2009)

Familiar horror
Camp Crystal Lake vomits blood
Jason's blade must drink

(***)

STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI

Kristin Kreuk is hot
The rest of the film is not
Video game pics rot

(*1/2)

WATCHMEN

A geeks dream come true
Snyder's adaptation rocks
Resplendent violence

(*****)

RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN

The Rock drives a hack
Alien kids are his fair
Adventure ensues

(**1/2)




 Copyright 2009 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.


Wednesday, January 07, 2009

John Michael Decker's Top Ten Films of 2008

It's time, once again, for my extremely biased list of favorite films of the past year. I must confess that this year I didn't see nearly as many movies as I have in the past, so if you think that I snubbed your favorite independent film, chances are that I just didn't see it. Please don't yell at me for excluding films like The Orphanage, The Wrestler, and Slumdog Millionaire from my list. I've heard that they are all excellent, I just didn't get the opportunity to see them. I'll try to catch them on DVD in 2009. With that disclaimer out of the way, here is the list of my ten favorite films of 2008, arranged in descending order.

#10: Cloverfield

Think The Blair Witch Project meets Godzilla and you'll have a pretty good idea of what the filmmakers were going for here. A lot of people hated this movie about shallow 20-somethings trapped in New York City as a giant monster attacks, but I loved this original take on the "big city stomping creature" genre. One warning however, if you get motion sickness easily, avoid this movie like the plague. The handheld camera style could make you sick.

#9: Quantum of Solace

I'll say it right from the start: Quantum of Solace was not nearly as good as Casino Royale, the film that preceded it. Still, I love Daniel Craig's take on Ian Fleming's super spy, James Bond. The grittier, less tongue-in-cheek 007 in the Craig films is a breath of fresh air. Taken on its own merits, this was an excellent action flick.

#8: Tropic Thunder

This hilarious comedy, written and directed by Ben Stiller, is a great sendup of Hollywood stereotypes. In the film, several diva actors trying to make an Apocalypse Now-type war movie unwittingly end up in a real combat zone and are forced to fight for survival. The three leads -- Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr., and Jack Black -- give excellent performances, but the real surprise are the cameos by Tom Cruise and Matthew McConaughey, who both steal every scene they are in.

#7: Forgetting Sarah Marshall

This is another great comedy produced by Judd Apatow, who really has a talent for funny. In this film, Peter, a devastated television music composer, travels to Hawaii to get over the tremendous dumping he received at the hands of his former girlfriend, Sarah. Unfortunately, Sarah is staying at the very hotel that Peter has booked with her new rock star boyfriend. Hilarity ensues. This film is a cathartic experience for anyone who has been through a bad breakup... and lets face it -- who hasn't.

#6: Hellboy II: the Golden Army

While this is not as good as the original Hellboy, it is nonetheless a very fun comic book film with compelling characters and excellent visuals. Director Guillermo del Toro is an amazing storyteller. and I can't wait to see what he does with the Hobbit movie. The fun part about the Hellboy films is that even though the main characters are freaks, there is something very human and sympathetic about all of them.

#5: The Incredible Hulk

This was so much better than the 2003 Ang Lee-directed Hulk, which was ponderous and over-intellectual. When it comes right down to it, the Hulk has always been a character that is more about smashing than talking. The Incredible Hulk combines the best elements of the comic books and the television show to create an action-packed adventure with Edward Norton playing an intense Bruce Banner, and William Hurt portraying General Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross, his arch-nemesis. Yes, the story is intelligent, but they don't skimp on the action.

#4: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

I know that a lot of people took issue with the fourth installment of the Indiana Jones franchise, but I really enjoyed it. Raiders of the Lost Ark is one of my all time favorite films, and was a thrill to see Harrison Ford put on the fedora and whip again to portray one of the most enduring screen characters of all time. I liked that they allowed Indy to age in this film. I liked how it was soaked with 1950s nostalgia. I liked the supporting performances, especially Cate Blanchett as Irina Spalko, the main villain; and John Hurt as Harold "Ox" Oxley, the professor driven mad by the crystal skull artifact. It was also a hoot to see Karen Allen reprise her role as Marion Ravenwood, the best of Indiana Jones' girlfriends.

#3: Wall-E

After the disappointing Cars, I thought that Pixar Animation Studios was losing its touch, but last summer's Ratatouille was very strong, and Wall-E puts the studio back in top form. Even though the star of this film is a trash-compacting robot, the film is really about the human need for connection. It also serves as a cautionary tale about the direction the human race is heading.

#2: Iron Man

Superhero films have become a legitimate genre over the past several years. There are good superhero movies and bad superhero movies, but Iron Man, directed by Jon Favreau and starring Robert Downey Jr., is a great superhero film. Downey was born to play Tony Stark, the boozing, womanizing playboy who gets a dose of reality when he learns that the weapons he has been building for the US military are being used by terrorists, whereupon he decides to set things right as the high-flying Iron Man. There is great ensemble work in this film, particularly from Gwyneth Paltrow, who gives one of her best performances as Pepper Potts; Tony Stark's girl Friday; and Jeff Bridges as Obadiah Stane, Stark's business partner who may not be as friendly to our hero as he first appears.

And now, my favorite movie of 2007...

#1: The Dark Knight

A wise person once said that the greatness of a hero is judged by the worthiness of his opponents. If this is true, then Christian Bale's Batman has become one of the greatest heroes of all, based on his foe in The Dark Knight, the late Heath Ledger's Joker. I mentioned above that I thought that Iron Man was an excellent superhero film; The Dark Knight transcends the superhero genre. It is simply a great film. A new classic for the ages. Heath Ledger's portrayal of the Joker is nothing short of brilliant, and like Jack Nicholson in Tim Burton's Batman back in 1989, Ledger steals every scene he is in. But Heath Ledger doesn't just play an out-of-control loony like Nicholson did -- his Joker is much more complex. I would say that the Joker of The Dark Knight isn't so much insane as he is a brilliant nihilist dedicated to chaos; a perfect counterpoint to the order-loving Batman. And I would be remiss if I didn't mention the performance of Aaron Eckhart, who plays the tragic Harvey Dent, a character who starts out the film being like Batman and ends the film more as a disciple of the Joker. Of all the characters in the movie, Eckhart's Dent makes the most interesting journey.

Summary

And there you have it -- my top picks for the year that was. Feel free to get in touch and argue with me or tell me about a great film I may have left off the list. And remember, each person views a movie through the lens of their own experience and personal taste. Just because I love something doesn't mean that you have to feel the same. This year I'd like to give a special thanks to Jem Matzan for his friendship and fine editorial input over the past three years.

John Michael Decker is a struggling actor and self-avowed comic book geek. This is his tenth top ten films list. In 2009, John wants to remind everyone to work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like nobody's watching.

Copyright 2009 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

John Michael Decker's top ten films of 2007

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John Michael Decker's top ten films of 2007
Written by John Michael Decker

Jan 12, 2008 at 06:28 PM

It's time, once again, for my biased list of favorite films of the past year. Overall, I have to say that out of the approximately 55 flicks I saw in 2007, I enjoyed most of what I viewed. There were, of course, a few stinkers like The Reaping, Ghost Rider and Transformers, but thankfully these were the exception and not the rule. 2007 was a good year for comedies. Ratatouille, Knocked Up and Superbad were all awesome, but they didn't quite make my list. In fact, there were plenty of movies that I would have liked to include on my list including the crime drama American Gangster, the animated adventure Beowulf, and the fun Korean monster flick The Host, but I only had ten slots to fill. Now here is the list of my ten favorite films of 2007, arranged in descending order from ten to one.

#10: Shoot 'Em Up

Synopsis: In this action comedy, Clive Owen plays Mr. Smith, the angriest man in the world. Through a series of mishaps, Smith ends up as the guardian of a newborn infant who is pursued by seemingly every scumbag and hitman in the government's employ. With the aid of a hooker sidekick (played by the beautiful Italian actress Monica Bellucci) and a number of guns, Smith shoots his way through this 86-minute film. Now you may think that the relentless amount of gunfights and carnage would get tired after a while, but director Michael Davis imbues this movie with such a zany energy that it was hard not to get swept up in what is essentially an adult cartoon.

I know I'm going to take a lot of heat for putting this flick on my list. It's not what one would consider a particularly deep or meaningful film -- just a mindless escape, really. But damn, I had fun watching it.

#9: Bug

Synopsis: This film is almost the complete opposite of Shoot 'Em Up. It's a deep and disturbing psychodrama about a couple's descent into madness. There are few characters and locations in this film, which gives it a very intimate feel. It was almost more like watching a play than a movie, which makes sense because it is based on the play by Tracy Letts.

Ashley Judd and Michael Shannon give raw, Oscar-worthy performances as two lovers who manage to feed off the negative aspects of one another to the point where each enables the others insanity. William Friedkin directs in a way that really gets under your skin.

For more, check out my original review of Bug.

#8: Stephen King's The Mist

Synopsis: A mysterious fog rolls into a small town, bringing with it creatures that would give H.P. Lovecraft nightmares. A band of citizens hunker down in a supermarket for their mutual protection, but before long, sociological and economic differences have the survivors at each others throats.

In my opinion, Frank Darabont had directed some of the finest Stephen King adaptations ever put on celluloid. Both The Shawshank Redemption and The Green Mile were excellent, but this is the first time that Darabont had adapted a true King horror tale. The results were magnificent.

I love films where the human protagonists end up being just as horrible as the monsters they are fighting. This movie also has one of the most unnerving endings I've ever seen in a horror film.

#7: Sicko

Synopsis: Rabble-rousing documentation Michael Moore is at it again, and the target of his latest film is the American health care industry. What I liked so much about this particular documentary was that it did more than just make me angry. There were some real moments of humanity and courage thrown into the mix. There were still a lot of the stunts for which Moore is famous, but they didn't seem as cheap to me in this picture as they have in his past work.

Love him or hate him, Moore is a talented and provocative filmmaker, and it is hard to view his work and not be moved somehow -- even if you are moved to put your fist in his face.

#6: Stardust

Synopsis: When a young man named Tristin promises the village beauty that he will track down a falling star for her, he finds himself in a mystical realm populated by all manner of magical creatures and colorful characters.

This whimsical adventure is based on the graphic novel by Neil Gaiman and Charles Vess. It reminded me a lot of one of my all time favorite films, The Princess Bride. This is really just a fun, old-fashioned, swashbuckling fantasy-adventure with lots of memorable performances, particularly from Michelle Pfeiffer as Lamia, a wicked witch obsessed with youth, and Robert De Niro as Captain Shakespeare, a flamboyant buccaneer.

#5: Hot Fuzz

Synopsis: Simon Pegg plays Nicholas Angel, the toughest, most relentless, most hard-boiled cop in London. But Angel has to face his greatest nightmare when his jealous colleagues have him transferred to Sandford, the village with the lowest crime rate in England. To make matters worse, in Sandford, Angel is partnered with Danny Butterman (played by long time Pegg collaborator Nick Frost), a bumbling oaf who is obsessed with American action films. But before long this odd couple realize that there is more going on in this idyllic little town than an escaped goose and underage drinking.

The actor/writer/director uber-team of Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright join forces once again to do for cop films what they did for horror flicks in Shaun of the Dead. This was a great send-up of the American action film, with some real character moments and enough of its own action to fill up three other movies.

Check out my original review of Hot Fuzz.

#4: 300

Synopsis: Another adaptation of a comic book graphic novel, this film is a liberally interpreted account of the battle of Thermopylae by Frank Miller and Lynn Varley. Although I would hesitate to call this "history," it is a balls-to-the-wall action flick with great characters and wall-to-wall action.

Although some may be turned off by the graphic battle sequences throughout the film, I found the movie's kinetic energy hard to look away from, and there is substance in the idea of a few brave men fighting for an ideal bigger than all of them. Zack Snyder is turning out to be quite a fine director, and I can't wait to see his next film project, an adaptation of Watchmen, the graphic novel by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons.

Check out my original review of 300.

#3: The Simpsons Movie

Synopsis: The lovable moron, Homer Simpson, inadvertently causes an ecological disaster in his hometown of Springfield that is so horrible that the EPA feels the need to place a giant dome around the town and cut it off from the rest of the world. Hilarity ensues.

The Simpsons is one of my favorite animated television shows, but I have to confess that over the past few years it's lost its edge. But the show debuted on December 17, 1989, and one has to expect some slump in quality after 19 seasons on the air. I am happy to report that when I saw The Simpsons Movie, the old magic was back in spades. This movie gave me several of the best belly-laughs I've had last year.

#2: No Country for Old Men

Synopsis: Llewelyn Moss (played by Josh Brolin) is hunting near the Rio Grande when he stumbles across a group of dead bodies and a satchel filled with over two million dollars in cash. Before long, Moss finds himself on the run with the money, being pursued by deranged serial killer Anton Chigurh (played with real malice by Javier Bardem) and honest Sheriff Ed Tom Bell (performed by veteran character actor, Tommy Lee Jones). The film then unfolds, essentially, as a character study of three men. The poor hunter who thinks he has struck it rich, but is in way over his head (Moss). The stone-cold killer with his own twisted sense of honor (Chigurh). And the law man who can't quite believe that an evil force like Anton Chigurh can exist in the world (Tom Bell).

The Coen brothers are two of the finest filmmakers working in Hollywood today. They may have surpassed themselves with this crime thriller based on the novel by Cormac McCarthy. The plot twists and turns and never quite leads us where we think it will. This is a very thoughtful film. The characters are real and unpretentious. I have heard that a lot of people were underwhelmed by the ending, but I loved it. It haunted me and I was still thinking about it days later. To me, this is the mark of a fine movie.

And now, my favorite movie of 2007...

#1: Grindhouse

Synopsis: Grindhouse is a good old-fashioned double feature. The main body of the film consists of "Planet Terror," an end-of-the-world, zombie picture directed by Robert Rodriguez, and "Death Proof" a unique slasher flick where the killer's weapon is a car rather than a knife, directed by Quentin Tarantino.

Although both "Planet Terror" and "Death Proof" are very enjoyable, if I had viewed them independently, I don't think they would have even made my Top Ten list. Certainly neither of these films independently is as good as No Country for Old Men. What blew me away about Grindhouse was that Rodriguez and Tarantino crafted the entire movie into an experience. Specifically, the experience of seeing a couple of exploitation films at an old grindhouse theater sometime in the 1970s. It was the little details that really sold the illusion. The scratchy film quality. The missing reels. And especially the fake trailers that were thrown into the mix, each written and produced by top directors Eli Roth, Edgar Wright, and Rob Zombie. I can honestly say that the experience of seeing Grindhouse was the most fun I had at the movies last year.

Check out my original review of Grindhouse.

Summary

And there you have it, my top picks for the year that was. Feel free to get in touch and argue with me or tell me about a great film I may have left off the list. And remember, each person views a movie through the lens of their own experience and personal taste. Just because I love something doesn't mean that you have to feel the same.

Discuss this article or get some movie or music recommendations on our forum.

John Michael Decker is a struggling actor and self-avowed comic book geek. This is his ninth top ten films list.

Copyright 2008 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Four More Film Reviews

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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

Written by John Michael Decker
Jun 04, 2007 at 11:43 AM


Who would have thought that a series of films based on an amusement park attraction would have developed into such a lucrative franchise? In the 21st century, pirates are more popular than ever, and a lot of the credit for that must to go to the Pirates of the Caribbean films and the incredible performance of their star, Johnny Depp. In the 20th century, the romantic and stereotypical image of the pirate primarily came from three sources: the novel Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson, the play Peter Pan by James M. Barrie, and the Gilbert & Sullivan musical The Pirates of Penzance. Well, now I think it is safe to say that the Pirates of the Caribbean films can be added to that list. What modern day child will be able to hear the word pirate without conjuring up images of the eccentric Captain Jack Sparrow as portrayed by Depp? Now that the first trilogy of Pirate films is done, I am left to ponder, was it worth the wait?

The story

At the end of the last film, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Captain Jack had been betrayed by the beautiful Elizabeth Swann and left chained to his ship, the Black Pearl as a gargantuan Kraken bore down on him. Not only that, but James Norrington had delivered the heart of squid faced Davy Jones to Lord Cutler Beckett, giving Beckett control of Davy Jones and his haunted ship, the Flying Dutchman. With the Dutchman and its enchanted crew of damned sailors at this command, it seemed as if Beckett could destroy the last vestiges of piracy on the seven seas. In the meanwhile, witch woman Tia Dulma has spirited Captain Barbossa back from the dead to help Will Turner and what was left of Captain Sparrow's crew find Jack, who was imprisoned in Davy Jones' Locker.

Confused? If you went to see Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, but hadn't seen Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, you would be -- there is no re-cap at the beginning of the film to let the audience know what they missed. But then again, there were probably only half a dozen folks who missed the last film. And those people were raised by wolves and lived secluded lives separated from all popular culture.

As Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End begins, Captain Barbossa has led his ragtag crew to Singapore to meet Captain Sao Feng and obtain a ship from him. Barbossa wants to call a meeting of the Brethren Court of nine pirate lords, and to do this he needs to find Jack Sparrow, who is one of the nine. To find Sparrow, he needs a ship from Sao Feng, but since Sao Feng has a grudge against Captain Jack this will not be an easy task. The last time that the Brethren Court was held, the pirates managed to trap Calypso, goddess of the sea, in human form, and for reasons of his own, Barbossa wants to free her. For her part, Elizabeth is racked with guilt for betraying Jack in the first place. Will Turner, who last saw his true love Elizabeth kissing the roguish Sparrow, is confused about her true motivations, and also wants to find a way to free his father, "Bootstrap" Bill Turner from his servitude on Davy Jones crew. Are you still with me?

If you feel lost, you are not alone. Trying to write a simple synopsis of this film is like trying to untangle the Gordian Knot. Suffice it to say that Captain Jack is rescued in short order. What kind of Pirates of the Caribbean film would it be without Captain Jack? Every character in this movie has their own secret agenda, and every character has made side deals with other characters to accomplish their own ends. There is so much double-dealing, double crossing and four-flushing going on that it is easy to get lost -- and frankly, I got lost several times.

This script is an overly-complicated mess. Sure, there are some amazing action set pieces and some wonderful character moments and interactions, but the story itself is so muddled and confused that it just becomes a headache to try and follow.

The cast

The cast of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End is top notch. Leading the ensemble is Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow, perhaps the most endearing and memorable character of his career -- and that is saying something, considering Depp's vast and impressive resume. The wobbling, effete and seemingly mad Sparrow steals every scene he's in and makes the other actors have to work twice as hard to keep up. This is a cinematic creation on par with Harrison Ford's Indiana Jones or Peter Sellers' Inspector Clouseau, and Depp should be acknowledged for his impressive work, even if Captain Jack doesn't appear in the strongest film this time around.

One actor who can keep up with Depp is Geoffrey Rush, whose character Captain Barbossa is a scene-stealer in his own right. He plays Barbossa almost as a tarnished gentleman -- an exciting character choice. It's an awful lot of fun to see Rush and Depp share the screen together again -- two great actors at the top of their game. Barbossa may not be as showy as Sparrow, but he is no less interesting.

Keira Knightley gets to do a lot of swashbuckling in this film, and she is quite good at it. Although there were moments where I found her character Elizabeth Swann a little shrill, for the most part I enjoyed her work in this one. Poor Orlando Bloom's character Will Turner spends most of the film brooding and just doesn't measure up the other performers around him. It's not that his performance is bad. It's just that the actors in the film are so much better, he can't help but to seem lacking.

Bill Nighy gives a wonderful performance behind computer-generated effects as Davy Jones, a character who looks like he came out of H.P. Lovecraft's imagination. I would say this is one of the more successful computer generated character's I've seen. Perhaps because they didn't animate Nighy's eyes, so we can see him express a full rage of emotions. The great Chow Yun-Fat does a nice turn as Captain Sao Feng, one of the nine pirate lords. And there is a fun cameo by Keith Richards as Captain Teague, Jack Sparrow's father. It's a nice bit of stunt casting, as it is common knowledge that Depp based Jack Sparrow's wobbling gait on Richards' own walk.

Overall the performances in this film are great. It's too bad these interesting characters weren't given a better script to work with.

Production quality

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End does an amazing job of blending live action with computer-generated effects. More of the action takes place at sea, correcting a mistake from the last film where the pirates spent way too much time on dry land. The monstrous crew of the Flying Dutchman are especially well rendered as twisted fusions of fish and man.

The original music by Hans Zimmer is rousing and memorable. Gore Verbinski is an able director who does a find job mixing the fantasy elements of the story with the gritty feel of life at sea. The fight sequences are well done and original. Production-wise, I have nothing to complain about.

Overall

This film is a feast of great sights and sounds lost in a hopelessly confusing script. Although it is a lot of fun to watch these eccentric characters interact with each other, they get lost in a terribly convoluted story. Some judicious editing and a tighter script would have improved this film greatly. Fans of the first two films should definitely check it out, but don't expect it to be as charming as the first one.

Title: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Script quality: 5/10
Acting quality: 8/10
Production quality: 9/10
Format and length: Action/Adventure, 168 minutes
MPAA rating: PG-13
Cast: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Geoffrey Rush, Jack Davenport, Bill Nighy, Stellan Skarsgard, Naomie Harris, Chow Yun-Fat, and Keith Richards
Director: Gore Verbinski
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Bug (2007)

Written by John Michael Decker
Jun 07, 2007 at 12:38 PM


The idea of bugs are revolting to most people. There is just something so alien about them. Perhaps it's the way they can hold completely still like a statue and then suddenly skitter toward you at inhuman speeds. I think that everybody has some kind of bug that they fear. In the brief times I lived in Brooklyn and Orlando I developed an abhorrence for cockroaches. When I went to see Bug at the Crossgates Mall last week, I expected it to be a horror movie about an infestation of insects. I was wrong -- it's not a movie about bugs themselves, so much as it's about the idea of bugs. Or, to put it more properly, bugs as a metaphor for paranoia.

The story

Ashley Judd plays a doleful waitress named Agnes, who works at a honky tonk in Oklahoma. She lives alone in a dilapidated motel room, where she has been receiving a number of prank phone calls. She suspects her dangerous ex-husband, Goss, who has just been released from prison. One night her best friend and fellow waitress, R.C., convinces the lonely Agnes to take a stranger home after work. A man with haunted eyes named Peter. At first Peter seems harmless enough, so Agnes invites him to spend the night. She fears her ex-husband and thinks that having Peter around will grant her some measure of security. Gradually, it becomes apparent that Peter is anything but harmless. He is a gulf war veteran who claims that he was the victim of a number of experiments. Worse still, he sees bugs everywhere, and it turns out that Peter's paranoia is infectious.

This is a very tight script by actor and playwright Tracy Letts based on his play of the same name. Perhaps because of that, Bug almost feels more like a play than a movie. The vast majority of the story takes place in the cramped motel room, which progressively feels more claustrophobic and creepy as the film progresses. As the room gets messier and more disorganized, the sanity of the characters inhabiting it also degenerates.

This is the story of a descent into madness, and it is not pretty. It is not glamorized or sanitized the way Hollywood films often treat mental illness and often it is not easy to watch. When this movie was over, I was in shock. I literally had to walk around the mall for a half hour to decompress before I could get into my car and head home. This picture is an effective physiological thriller, but perhaps it is too effective. I think that the experience of seeing this film might just be too intense for most moviegoers. This isn't the fun thrill ride one might get from a good zombie picture; it is a really harrowing experience.

If there were a weakness in the script, it would be that it is unclear how much time passes during the course of the story; Agnes' deterioration seems to happen a little too quickly. Otherwise the script is quite believable.

The cast

One reason this film is so effective is the daring and raw performances of Ashley Judd as Agnes and Michael Shannon as Peter. Ashley Judd's Agnes begins the movie as a broken woman haunted by the mistakes of her past, and her downward spiral is heartbreaking to behold. Michael Shannon's Peter is more of a tragic figure than a menacing one; his is a self-destructive character whose rampant paranoia keeps him from getting the help he so desperately needs. The relationship between Agnes and Peter is like a Greek tragedy, as the two characters' personalities combine in such a way that they bring out the worst in each other. Watching their descent is like driving past a bloody auto accident. You want to look away, but you can't. These are Oscar-caliber performances, but I doubt they will be acknowledged -- horror films rarely get their due.

Bug has a very small cast, which contributes to the feeling that this is a play and not a film. The supporting players are all excellent. Harry Connick Jr. is wonderful as Goss, Agnes' ex-con ex-husband. He walks around like a coiled spring, creating real tension every time he's on screen. One never knows when he will explode into violence. Lynn Collins is also quite good as R.C., Agnes' best friend who tries to help her, but is far too late. And Brian F. O'Byrne does a creepy turn as Dr. Sweet, who claims he wants to "help" Peter but seems to have a more sinister agenda.

Production quality

Bug was directed by William Friedkin, who also directed The Exorcist, one of my favorite horror pictures. Friedkin always seems to get intense and realistic performances out of his casts, and this movie is no exception. This is a low budget picture, but Friedkin manages to do a lot with a little. Most of the film consists of two people alone in a motel room talking, but he manages to make it riveting.

The pacing of the film is very good and the the story moves along at a nice clip. In a summer of bloated over-long movies, this was very refreshing.

Overall

Ultimately I enjoyed Bug on a purely artistic level, but I would not recommend it to general audiences as it is far too intense. But if you are feeling brave, and want to see some top notch acting, then you might want to give it a try.

Title: Bug
Script quality: 8/10
Acting quality: 10/10
Production quality: 7/10
Format and length: Horror/thriller, 102 minutes
MPAA rating: R
Cast: Ashley Judd, Michael Shannon, Lynn Collins, Brian F. O'Byrne, and Harry Connick Jr.
Director: William Friedkin
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John Michael Decker is a struggling actor. Occasionally he plays the part of a freelance writer. John would like to see a film about a haunted veteran who is paranoid about fluffy bunnies.

Copyright 2007 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

Ocean's Thirteen (2007)

Written by John Michael Decker
Jun 13, 2007 at 11:37 AM


To me, Las Vegas has always been about appearance. It has a glitzy facade designed to distract visitors away from its seedy underbelly. Perhaps because of this aura of misdirection, Vegas has always been a great city to stage stories about heists. Now while I don't particularly like Las Vegas, I enjoy films that take place in the city. It's part of the weird dichotomy of the place. The latest heist movie to take advantage of Las Vegas is the Steven Soderbergh-directed Ocean's Thirteen. I liked Ocean's Eleven, the 2001 re-make of the 1960 film of the same name starring the Rat Pack. I wasn't crazy about the 2004 sequel, Ocean's Twelve, though. Ocean's Thirteen falls somewhere in the middle. While I thought It was better than Ocean's Twelve, it was not as good as Ocean's Eleven.

The story

As Ocean's Thirteen begins, Ruben Tishkoff (Eliott Gould) is swindled out of a real estate deal by oily billionaire Willie Bank (Al Pacino). Ruben is so upset by this that he has a heart attack. But Bank doesn't realize that when you screw with one of Danny Ocean's gang, you screw with them all. So Danny (George Clooney) rounds up the old gang, including Rusty Ryan (Brad Pitt) and Linus Caldwell (Matt Damon), to pull a job that will totally ruin the grand opening of Bank's new casino. They intend to fix all the games at once so Willie will lose his shirt at his gala opening. Of course, there are the usual twists and turns that one expects in a heist film of this kind, including the necessity of pulling in Danny's old adversary, Terry Benedict (Andy Garcia) into the plot to help.

As with all the Soderbergh-directed Ocean films, the details of the heist come second to the personalities of the characters. Unfortunately, because there are so many people in this film, we never get that deep beyond the surface "coolness" of the characters. Sure, there are one or two personality quirks which are amusing, but none of these people get particularly well fleshed out.

The story moves along at a quick pace and there is some fine dialog, but I found myself getting bored and wishing something really interesting and surprising would happen. It never did. Perhaps I've seen too many of these heist pictures and become somewhat jaded, but there were no real surprises for me in this movie. You can only watch cool people being cool for so long before you start to get antsy. Not that the story was flat out bad. It was diverting in moments, but there was nothing really memorable. If someone asked me to recall story elements of Ocean's Thirteen in a month, I doubt that there would be much that I would remember.

The cast

This movie is really more about its famous cast than it is about the story. And this is an incredibly talented cast. The main three protagonists in the film, played by George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon, are all terrific performers with tons of charisma. However, I've seen them all do better work in other films. It was obvious that this cast really enjoys working together, but I couldn't shake the feeling that they were making this movie more so that they could hang around together off camera, than for any other reason.

There were tons of talented supporting actors who didn't get that much screen time because the story had to service so many elements. So the characters played by Don Cheadle, Bernie Mac, Eddie Izzard, Carl Reiner, Andy Garcia, Eliott Gould and others were really just glorified cameos.

Al Pachino was appropriately arrogant as Willie Bank, but ultimately a two-dimensional bad guy. The best new performance in this film came from Ellen Barkin as Bank's uptight, right-hand woman. But, as with the rest of the film, they never delved that deeply into her motivations.

Putting together a cast of incredibly charismatic actors is all well and good, but because that was all this movie really had going for it, I was left wanting for more.

The production

Steven Soderbergh is a really fine director and there was nothing about this production to complain about. Nothing to really sing about either. Everything about Ocean's Thirteen felt like they were just going through the motions. It was a slick, good-looking film, but nothing sticks out in my memory as being particularly fantastic.

Overall

Ocean's Thirteen was very much like Las Vegas itself. A shiny exterior that, while was pretty to look at, ultimately left me feeling empty and used.

Title: Ocean's Thirteen
Script quality: 5/10
Acting quality: 6/10
Production quality: 6/10
Format and length: Comedy/Crime Drama, 122 minutes
MPAA rating: PG-13
Cast: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Al Pacino, Andy Garcia, Ellen Barkin, Eliott Gould, Don Cheadle, Casey Affleck, Scott Caan, Bernie Mac, Carl Reiner, Shaobo Qin, Eddie Izzard
Director: Steven Soderbergh
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John Michael Decker is a struggling actor and freelance writer. While John is not a gambling man by nature, he would bet good money that if they ever make another "Oceans" film, he will not be there to see it.

Copyright 2007 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

Knocked Up (2007)

Written by John Michael Decker
Jun 25, 2007 at 03:38 PM


Looking over my last several reviews it occurred to me that I've been writing a lot about horror, action and comic book related films. It's time for a change of pace. To that end I've decided to review a romantic comedy. This is the type of movie I usually wouldn't go to see unless I were on a date. To me, going to see a romantic comedy is like ordering a pizza. You know what you're going to get even before you place the order. You know there'll be sauce and cheese and crust, and yet the quality of the pizza varies wildly depending on where you order it. Some pizzas are fantastic and some are pretty lousy. I am happy to report that Knocked Up, the new romantic comedy written and directed by Judd Apatow, was pretty darn great.

The story

This movie is about two people who are completely and totally mismatched. Alison Scott is a correspondent for E! television. She has just been promoted to an on-air position, and she is on the fast track to success. Ben Stone is a jobless slacker -- a pot-head who lives with a posse of stoners and dabbles in Internet porn. Alison is beautiful, blonde, and statuesque. She could be a supermodel. Ben is short and doughy. His prospects are bleak. He lives life one day at a time and never makes plans. While Alison is refined, Ben is crude. Where Alison is uptight, Ben is relaxed. The only thing they really do have in common is the fact that neither of them is ready to start a family.

One fateful night when Alison goes out to celebrate her promotion, she meets Ben at a bar and they end up having a drunken hook-up. Eight weeks later Alison learns that she is pregnant with Ben's child. Ben may be a loser, but he has a good heart, and agrees to support Alison in any way that she needs him, even though he has no clue as to how to proceed.

The rest of the film tracks the nine-month pregnancy and the journey of two people who really don't know each other at all who are trying their best to make a bad situation work, even though by all rights they should never be together.

This is such a simple idea, but it is executed very well and mined for every drop of comedy that it has. Though the humor is pretty crude, it is grounded in reality and often hilarious. And even though many of the laughs are raunchy, there is a lot of heart to this story. It reminded me a little bit of a Kevin Smith film, because he is also very good at mixing rude humor with pathos, but whereas Kevin Smith's dialogue is very stylized, the script here by Judd Apatow is much more natural and real.

The cast

Many viewers will recognize Katherine Heigl, who plays Alison, from the television show, "Grey's Anatomy." While I confess that I'm not a big fan of "Grey's Anatomy," I thought that Heigl was terrific in this role. She played the hormonal ups and downs of a pregnant woman, as well as the genuine fear for her future, with grace and aplomb. Likewise, Seth Rogen was excellent as Ben, the clueless slacker with a good heart. Through the film, both characters have to evolve and change in order to make their ill-conceived relationship work, and their journeys are engaging and entertaining.

Another thing that is wonderful about Knocked Up is the great number of standout supporting performances. Leslie Mann and Paul Rudd are very funny as Debbie and Pete, Alison's sister and brother-in-law. Years earlier, Pete had married Debbie because she was pregnant, and through them Alison and Ben see a window into their own possible future. Also hilarious are Jason Segel, Jay Baruchel, Jonah Hill and Martin Starr as Ben's gang of hapless friends. They supply some of the best lines and funniest moments in the film as they try to be supportive of Ben in their own, unique, clueless manners.

The production

Judd Apatow wrote and directed The 40-Year-Old Virgin in 2005, and uses a lot of the same actors for this film. Apatow was also a writer on the short-lived but critically acclaimed television series, "Freaks and Geeks," which I liked a lot. He has proven himself to be an able director with an ear for dialogue and a deft touch at getting strong comedic performances out of his cast.

Overall

There are no real surprises in this film, but it still works on a lot of levels. It's a good date film because it can be appreciated for both the raunchy humor and the sweetness of the relationship that develops between two likable characters.

Title: Knocked Up
Script quality: 8/10
Acting quality: 8/10
Production quality: 7/10
Format and length: Romantic Comedy, 129 minutes
MPAA rating: R
Cast: Katherine Heigl, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann, Jason Segel, Jay Baruchel, Johah Hill, Martin Starr, Joanna Kerns, Harold Ramis
Director: Judd Apatow
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John Michael Decker is an actor and freelance writer. He has never had a first date go as wrong as Ben and Alison's did.

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