Monday, March 19, 2007

Several Film Reviews

Here are some reviews I wrote that were originally posted on Entertainment In Review...

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The Queen (2006)
Written by John Michael Decker
Jan 10, 2007 at 06:08 PM

At it's heart, The Queen is a film about clashing ideologies: past vs. future; ancient tradition (represented primarily by her majesty, Queen Elizabeth II of England) going up against more modern sensibilities (represented primarily by Prime Minister Tony Blair). I think that, as Americans, we often forget just how relatively young our country is compared to most European nations. Europe has a history that stretches back thousands of years. The United States of America has only been around a little over two centuries. Watching The Queen reminded me of some of the unique difficulties and advantages that can occur in a country as old as England with such rich and ancient traditions.

The story

The year is 1997. Tony Blair (Michael Sheen) has just been elected Prime Minister of England by a landslide. To Queen Elizabeth II (Helen Mirren), who has already seen nine Prime Ministers come and go (her first being Winston Churchill), this isn't a big deal, and Blair has a lot of work to do to prove himself to her Majesty.

When Lady Diana Spencer is killed in an automobile accident in France, the royal family's reaction (as dictated by Queen Elizabeth) is restrained, to say the least. To the Queen, Diana was always something of an embarrassment. Since Diana and Prince Charles are divorced, Diana is technically not a part of the royal family at the time of her death. Elizabeth feels that a dignified silence is the way to handle the situation. The Queen has nothing favorable to say about the former Princess Diana, so the only polite thing to do is remain silent. Her Majesty's main concern is protecting her grandsons from the press, so she takes the family into seclusion.
This reaction does not sit well with the British people, who loved Diana and felt like she was their voice in the court. This leaves Tony Blair in the unenviable position of trying to convince the monarch to make a public statement about Diana and in doing so diffuse the public relations disaster. The Queen finds Blair's overtures presumptuous in the extreme. It is this fascinating conflict which carries us through the film.

The cast

When The Queen premiered at the Venice Film Festival, Helen Mirren's performance received a five-minute standing ovation. In my estimation this was well deserved. In the hands of a lesser actress, Queen Elizabeth II might have come across as an unlikable and cold shrew, but as portrayed by the incomparable Helen Mirren, we see a complex woman who must balance centuries of tradition against the fickle whims of the people. These are unimaginable pressures which would break most human beings. Mirren's Queen is made of stronger stuff. When the Queen shows a brief moment of all too human vulnerability it is especially touching.

Actor Michael Sheen's portrayal of Tony Blair makes a fine foil to Mirren's Queen. After Blair makes a powerful speech about the "people's princess" in the wake of Diana's death, he becomes more popular than ever. This only serves to make the Queen's silence on the matter seem even more insensitive. But Blair's conflict (well played by Sheen) is that he is really quite in awe of the Queen and the royal traditions even as he is trying to take England into the 21st century.
There is a wonderful scene where Elizabeth reminds the Prime Minister that although he is the golden boy of the moment, that kind of popularity is at best fleeting. It is a sobering moment for Blair.

In general the cast of the Queen is excellent. The standout supporting performances go to Helen McCrory as Tony Blair's monarchy-hating wife, Cherie; and James Cromwell as the Queen's stolid husband, Prince Philip. Sylvia Syms is also a hoot as the Queen Mum.

Production quality

The direction, score and script of the Queen are all rock solid. I would give special kudos to the cinematography. There were several wonderful long and lavish tracking shots that beautifully established the locations of the film. This technique helped to make the English countryside a character in and of itself. I was very fond of a scene were the Queen gets her car stuck in a muddy ravine. As she is waiting for assistance she sees a large stag that her husband and grandsons have been hunting. This was a beautifully shot scene where we can really see the connection between a woman and nature at it's most raw and powerful.

Overall

The Queen is a solid drama with wonderful acting. The film does a fine job of presenting several different points of view of a complex and emotional subject, and it accomplishes this in a fair and balanced way. The audience is invited behind the scenes of a world most of us will never see, and made to think about conflicts most of us will never face.

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Title: The Queen
Script quality: 8/10
Acting quality: 10/10
Production quality: 9/10
Format and length: Drama, 97 minutes
MPAA rating: PG-13
Cast: Helen Mirren, Michael Sheen, James Cromwell, Sylvia Syms, Alex Jennings, Helen McCrory
Director: Stephen Frears
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John Michael Decker is a struggling actor, comic book nerd, and self-avowed movie nut.

Copyright 2007 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

Pan's Labyrinth (El Laberentino Del Faunto) (2006)
Written by John Michael Decker
Feb 02, 2007 at 05:47 PM

Pan's Labyrinth is a fairy tale written and directed by Mexican-born Guillermo del Toro, director of Mimic, Blade II, and Hellboy. But be warned: this is no namby-pamby, Walt Disney-type, "happily ever after" fairy tale. This film is a hardcore folktale in the style of Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm. del Toro understood that authentic fairy tales were cautionary stories with harsh life lessons, so beware to those who are faint of heart -- Pan's Labyrinth is not for the squeamish. However, if you can get past the few instances of intense violence, this is a fantastic film.

The story

This film takes place in Spain in the 1940s, with the postwar repression of Francisco Franco as the backdrop. The central character is a young girl named Ofelia, a highly imaginative child with dark, haunted eyes. As the story begins, Ofelia and her pregnant mother, Carmen, are on their way to live with Carmen's new husband, Captain Vidal. The Captain is a cruel, authoritarian figure who cares little for his new stepdaughter. He is primarily concerned with his unborn son and with his duty of putting down the rebel forces hidden in the forest. Meanwhile, under Captain Vidal's nose, his servant Mercedes and his personal physician, Dr. Ferreiro, are assisting the anti-Franco rebels.

In order to escape from her harsh surroundings, Ofelia loses herself in her books and fairy tales. Before long she encounters a real fairy, who leads her into an ancient stone maze on her stepfather's property. There she meets Pan, who claims to be a faun -- a creature who smells of the earth and looks like a cross between a man and a goat. The faun informs Ofelia that she is a fairy princess who has been reincarnated in the form of a human girl. If she can complete three tasks for him, he will return her to her true father, who is the king of an underground fairy realm.

From there the story unfolds in many exciting and unpredictable directions. The real question the viewer is left to ponder is whether the fairy folk Ofelia meets are genuine or just products of her vivid imagination. I have my own theories, but I will leave it to each viewer to determine where the truth lies.

The cast

It is difficult to find talented child actors, but young Ivana Baquero, who plays Ofelia, is exceptionally talented. She brings a dreamy, ethereal quality to her role, which makes one believe that she really could be a child of another realm. Likewise, the performance of Sergi Lopez as Captain Vidal is excellent. He plays a sadistic and evil man, and yet he is not two-dimensional. Though it is barely hinted at in the dialogue, we sense a complex back-story for the Captain involving the death of his own father.

I would also like to single out the work of Doug Jones, the only American actor in the cast. Although he is buried under layers of latex and prosthetics, he manages to give some incredible performances both as the faun, Pan and as the Pale Man, a creepy fairy monster who has one of the most memorable scenes in the movie. Many actors would get lost under all the makeup, but Jones manages to act through it to the point where we can see all of his complex emotions shining through the prosthetics and giving them life. This is no easy feat. In a world of CGI characters, I really admire a good makeup performance. Jones is a modern day Lon Chaney.

Production quality

This is a beautiful movie to look at. The harsh reality of post civil war Spain blends flawlessly with the fantastical elements of the fairy worlds that are shown. The makeup and costuming are top notch and the score is both evocative and haunting.

Guillermo del Toro's script is beautiful. This really felt like some ancient folktale, and yet it is completely original. Last summer M. Night Shyamalan wrote and directed his own version of a fairy tale, Lady in the Water. Although I enjoyed Lady in the Water, there were times the script felt clunky and forced. Pan's Labyrinth has a more natural flow and is a much better example of a modern day fairy tale, with all due respect to Mr. Shyamalan's efforts. M. Night Shyamalan is widely acknowledged as an original and unique voice in modern cinema and I don't dispute that. But I would also point to Guillermo del Toro as a great cinematic visionary.

Overall

In the original Brothers Grimm version of Cinderella, I believe it was one of the wicked stepsisters who cut off a part of her foot to try to fit into the glass slipper. This is the kind of lesson the characters learn in this film. In early folklore, the fairies were dangerous and chaotic trickster beings not to be trifled with. These are the kind of creatures we meet in this movie.
If you are not opposed to some graphic content and don't mind reading subtitles than I would say that Pan's Labyrinth is well worth your precious time and hard-earned cash. This movie works both as a period drama and an epic fantasy and combines its diverse elements very well. Had I seen Pan's Labyrinth last year, it most certainly would have made my top ten list.

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Title: Pan's Labyrinth (El Laberinto del Fauno)
Script quality: 10/10
Acting quality: 9/10
Production quality: 9/10
Format and length: Foreign/Fantasy/Thriller, 112 minutes
MPAA rating: R
Cast: Ivana Baquero, Ariadna Gil, Sergi Lopez, Maribel Verdu, Alex Angulo, Doug Jones
Director: Guillermo del Toro
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John Michael Decker is a struggling actor and sometime freelance writer. Once a faun told him that he was secretly the King of a magical realm, but he's pretty sure that it was just his imagination. That or the concussion.

Copyright 2007 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

Primeval (2007)
Written by John Michael Decker
Jan 17, 2007 at 05:46 PM


Primeval is one of those suspenseful horror thrillers where an insane animal (or group of animals) runs amok. This kind of man vs. beast picture was most successfully executed by Steven Spielberg in his 1975 classic, Jaws, and perhaps also Inoshiro Handa's Godzilla, King of the Monsters (Is there any better representation of nature gone wrong than a four-hundred-foot, radioactive dinosaur? But I digress). The "monster" from Primeval is represented by a 25-foot crocodile with the unlikely name of Gustave. This film is not as successful as Jaws or Godzilla, King of the Monsters; it is not even as good as The Ghost and the Darkness (Stephen Hopkin's flawed but underrated rouge lion picture from 1996). But perhaps it does have some value for horror fans.

The story

An intrepid news crew from the United States is sent to South Africa to film a giant, man-eating, crocodile who has been marauding his away through the local villages. This would be a dangerous assignment in any circumstance, but this mission is made even more perilous by the civil war that is tearing the region apart. When the news crew's cameraman accidentally films a vicious warlord slaughtering a shaman and his family, he and his allies become the warlord's next targets. Meanwhile, Gustave the giant croc is merrily eating his way through the film's characters. Good guys, bad guys -- it doesn't matter to Gustave as long as his meals are alive and wriggling.

This film claims that the events it portrays are based on actual occurrences. I find this hard to believe since the story unfolds in such a predictable Hollywood fashion. There is one idea this movie puts forth that I think is cool, though: According to the film, Gustive became a man-eater by snacking on all the bodies the warlords had dumped into the river. Thus the civil war had literally created its own monster. Other than this fascinating tidbit there is nothing in Primeval that I haven't seen done better in many other films. Don't get me wrong -- I generally enjoy flicks with indestructible monsters, but this film claims that Gustive is a real animal, and then presents us with a crocodile who is immune to knives, bullets, grenades, and even a vehicular assault from a Land Rover. This really pushes the claim's credibility.

The cast

The characters in Primeval are a series of bad stereotypes. There is the ultra-macho newsman with a chip on his shoulder (Dominic Purcell); his smartaleck cameraman side-kick (Orlando Jones); and the plucky, hot, novice newswoman (clad mostly in tight t-shirts) whose job it is to argue with the hero and then fall into his arms at the first sign of danger (Brooke Langton). And let's not forget the Captain Ahab-like character whose obsession with destroying the croc endangers the party (Jurgen Prochnow). I could go on, but none of these characters are particularly memorable.

I would not fault the actors, however -- they were really doing what they could with the bad script they were handed. There just wasn't a lot to work with here.

Production quality

Primeval is helmed by veteran television director Michael Katleman, who used lots of jump-cuts and floating camera moves. This MTV short attention span style of directing is reminiscent of what one might find in a Michael Bay (not my favorite director) movie. All of the herky-jerky camera moves just made me feel isolated and removed me from the story, which as I said above, isn't that strong to begin with. It didn't help that the majority of the action happens at night, and the film is so murkily lit that often it is hard to tell what was going on.

I will have to confess, however, that the special effects used to bring Gustave to life are pretty cool and the scenes where the croc is munching away on his hapless victims are appropriately gruesome. This is a great looking monster; too bad he doesn't get to appear in a better film.

Overall

I wouldn't recommend this movie to you unless you're willing to turn your brain off and vicariously enjoy the carnage. Sometimes it can be satisfying to see jerky characters get eaten.

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Title: Primeval
Script quality: 3/10
Acting quality: 5/10
Production quality: 4/10
Format and length: Suspense/Horror/Thriller, 94 minutes
MPAA rating: R
Cast: Dominic Purcell, Brook Langton, Orlando Jones, Jurgen Prochnow, Gideon Emery, Gabriel Malema
Director: Michael Katleman
Movie Web site: No official site as of this writing

John Michael Decker is a struggling actor, comic book nerd, and self-avowed movie nut.

Copyright 2007 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

Ghost Rider (2007)
Written by John Michael Decker
Mar 02, 2007 at 03:48 PM

Ghost Rider is based on the Marvel Comics character of the same name. He first made an appearance in Marvel Spotlight #5 in August of 1972. By September of 1973, the Ghost Rider was appearing in his own self-titled comic book, which has been published on and off by Marvel ever since. Visually, Ghost Rider has always been one of Marvel’s most unique and interesting characters. The image of a skeleton, wreathed in fire, dressed in leather, and sitting astride a flaming motorcycle is visceral indeed. The concept of a hell-born spirit of vengeance fused with a human host (in this case, stunt rider Johnny Blaze) is also very cool. Unfortunately, this has not always been Marvel’s best-written comic book. The film version of Ghost Rider suffers from the same problem as many of the comics on which it is based. There are strong visuals, but not much substance to back them up.

The story

The movie begins by telling us that the devil has always used human beings as hosts for his personal bounty hunter, the Ghost Rider. Cut to a modern day carnival where a young stunt rider by the name of Johnny Blaze learns that his father, Barton Blaze, has developed a case of terminal cancer. Desperate to save his father’s life, Johnny rashly makes a deal with Mephistopheles, the Devil. Johnny will give the Devil his soul if he will cure his father’s cancer. The Devil is as good as his word and the next day Barton’s cancer has completely disappeared. But as with all Faustian deals of this kind, there are strings attached. That night Barton Blaze dies in a fiery motorcycle crash while performing a dangerous stunt. Mephistopheles informs Johnny that he is now his property and that someday he will come to collect. A guilt ridden Johnny abandons his one true love, Roxanne Simpson and rides away through a storm. The film next cuts to many years later. Johnny Blaze has become a world famous stunt rider. Roxanne is now a television reporter and just as she comes back into Johnny’s life, Mephistopheles also returns. He informs Johnny that he is to be the latest incarnation of the Ghost Rider and that his first mission is to hunt down the Devils own son, Blackheart, who is challenging his father for control of Hell itself.

With a plot like this, this movie could have been great. It should have been epic. Instead it is completely laughable -- and most of the laughs are unintentional. In order to enjoy a comic book movie, I don’t necessarily ask for logic. But the film does need to be true to its own internal logic. There are numerous plot holes and logic flaws riddling this movie. I will give an example that does not include too much of a spoiler: At one point a cop hits the Ghost Rider in the face with a billy club. The blow is strong enough to unhinge the Rider’s lower jaw. Being a supernatural being, the Ghost Rider simply snaps his jaw back into place and goes on his way. At another point in the film the Ghost Rider is struck by a Mack truck. He emerges from the wreckage completely unharmed. How is it that a club is strong enough to break his bones but the impact of a truck barely fazes him? Yes, I know this sounds like nit-picking, and if there were only one or two incidents like this in the film I would have ignored them. But this kind of logic error happens with such alarming frequency that one is left to wonder if the writers were paying attention.

The Ghost Rider is so powerful that he dispatches his enemies (both human and demonic) with relative ease. When the superhero has no great challenges from the villains he faces, the hero is substantially diminished. There is no sense that the Ghost Rider will ever fail. Even the Devil turns out to be a pretty weak foe. Is it too much to ask that a movie about a man who sells his soul to the devil be a little scary?

The cast

Nicolas Cage portrays the older Johnny Blaze in this film, and his character choices are bizarre. Cage’s Johnny Blaze is like a weird fusion of Evel Knievel and a bad Elvis impersonator. He eats jelly beans out of a champagne glass, listens to the Carpenters and loves watching monkeys on television. Now, it does make sense that Johnny Blaze would be a hapless dumbass. One would have to be a hapless dumbass to make a deal with the Devil. But never once did I see in Cage’s performance a sense of dread. Never did I feel that sword of Damocles hanging over Johnny Blaze’s head.

Peter Fonda plays Mephistopheles. It’s a neat bit of stunt casting to have the star of Easy Rider in a film about a motorcycle-riding superhero. Unfortunately Fonda is really just phoning his performance in. This film was clearly just a paycheck for Mr. Fonda. Eva Mendes makes for some voluptuous eye candy and not much else as Roxanne. Her performance is really just terrible. Note to Hollywood casting directors: there are a lot of pretty actresses who can really act. You should consider hiring them sometime. Likewise Wes Bentley’s portrayal of Blackheart was laughably bad. He came across as a sneering punk. It's disappointing because he was so good in American Beauty.

Not all of the acting in this movie was horrible. Veteran character actor Donal Logue was quite good as Johnny’s road manager, Mack. And Sam Elliott was excellent as the mysterious Caretaker, the Yoda-like teacher character. It’s nice to know that even in a thankless role in a cheesy film, Sam Elliott is still cool as hell. It’s a real shame that the Caretaker character was so under-utilized. Lastly, Matt Long does a better job playing the 17-year-old Johnny Blaze than Nic Cage does playing the older Johnny. It didn't seem like they were playing the same character.

Production quality

Ghost Rider was written and directed by Mark Steven Johnson, who has worked with Marvel characters in the past, specifically as the director of Daredevil. I think I was one of only about three people on the planet who actually liked Daredevil. There were some scenes in this movie that were nice to look at. The motorcycle stunts were well-filmed, and the CGI effects looked great. The Ghost Rider himself really did look cool. The character moments, however, were uninspired, and the script was just sloppy and uneven. Overall, this was a mess.

There is a trend in Hollywood to make films that should be rated R, PG-13, or PG. This way they get a bigger audience and make more money. Sadly, this just dilutes the material and weakens the overall product. This could have been a dark supernatural tale about sin and redemption. Instead it is a joke.

Overall

I would not say that this film is a total loss. I certainly did get a lot of laughs out of it. This is the kind of movie you go to see with a group of friends for some Mystery Science Theatre 3000-style heckling. But be warned: You’ll enjoy this movie more if you check your brain at the door.


Title: Ghost Rider
Script quality: 3/10
Acting quality: 4/10
Production quality: 6/10
Format and length: Action, 114 minutes
MPAA rating: PG
Cast: Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes, Peter Fonda, Sam Elliott, Wes Bentley, Donal Logue, Matt Long, Raquel Alessi, Brett Cullen
Director: Mark Steven Johnson
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John Michael Decker is a struggling actor, a comic book nerd and sometimes a freelance writer. John might sell his soul to the Devil for a cooler Ghost Rider movie.

Copyright 2007 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

300 (2007)
Written by John Michael Decker
Mar 20, 2007 at 01:53 PM

Action lovers, 300 is the movie for you! This film is a glorious ballet of severed limbs, arterial spray and gratuitous beheadings. A take-no-prisoners exploration of honor, duty, glory, combat, and victory. Now while I wouldn't recommend 300 to general audiences, for fans of hard-core combat sequences this will be nirvana.

The Story

This story takes place in 480 B.C. This is basically the tale of Leonidas, King of Sparta; the famed Greek city-state known for its remarkably disciplined soldiers. Early in the film an emissary representing Xerxes, the God king of the Persian Empire, pays a visit to Sparta. The emissary informs King Leonidas that he must make an offering of earth and water to Xerxes or be invaded by the massive Persian army. Leonidas kills the emissary in short order, but he has a problem. The ancient laws forbid any of the Greek city-states from declaring war on an enemy without the permission of the Ephors, inbred priests to the old gods. Leonidas lays out his battle plan to the priests, but they deny his petition to go to war. Unbeknownst to the Spartan King, the Ephors have been bribed with Persian gold. Knowing that he cannot "officially" go to war, King Leonidas decides to take a walk with 300 of his best-trained men. They just happen to be walking towards the advancing Persian hordes. Leonidas' forces are hopelessly outnumbered by the massive enemy troops, but they are Spartans -- the best warriors of their age -- and they know the Greek terrain.

From this point on, the film is basically a big, very engaging battle scene. This is real over-the-top action with larger-than-life characters and epic stakes. Although some viewers may be turned off by the extremely graphic violence, I absolutely loved it. This was not meant to be hyper-realistic like the battle scenes in Saving Private Ryan, but heightened reality more akin to the battles from the Lord of the Rings pictures. There was one unnecessary subplot involving the Queen dealing with the machinations of devious politicians back in Sparta, but it was not so distracting that it took away from the overall story.

The Cast

This is not the kind of movie that requires classical acting. Like the story, the performances in this film are over-the-top. But the scenery chewing is appropriate for this kind of epic yarn. The actors are all up for the task and do a fine job, but I will mention a few of my favorite performances.

Leading the cast is Gerard Butler as King Leonidas. His performance is powerful and charismatic. One could really believe that he is a leader of men, and that his soldiers would die for him. I also loved the fact that Leonidas was given a dry sense of humor. It made him feel well-rounded and less like a soulless combat machine. Lena Headey is also very good as Queen Gorgo, who has the warrior heart of her husband, Leonidas. David Wenham plays Dilios, who is a great warrior, but his true gift to his Spartan brothers is his storytelling ability. And Rodrigo Santoro is excellent as Xerxes, the Persian King who fancies himself a god. A hero is nothing without a great villain to test his mettle, and Xerxes is a fantastic villain.

Production quality

300 is based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller, the man responsible for writing and co-directing Sin City. Miller's graphic novel was inspired by the 1962 film The 300 Spartans, which he saw as a child. As with Sin City, the visuals from 300 are lifted right off the comic book pages and splashed onto the screen. Miller has a very dynamic visual style that translates well to the big screen. Although this is a live action film, the look was very stylized and animated.

Zack Snyder directed 300 and co-wrote the screenplay. He also directed the excellent remake of Dawn of the Dead a few years ago. It is obvious that Snyder has a great love and respect for the comic book graphic novel that spawned this story and that is reflected in every aspect of the production. The visuals are spectacular, the soundtrack is stirring, and the fight scenes are breathtaking. The computer special effects blend effortlessly with the costume and make-up work. I just can't overemphasize how spectacular this film looked.

Overall

Now if all this film had to offer was pretty pictures, seeing it would be an empty experience. But the core of 300 is about valor and sacrifice for a greater good. It's about a few men who are willing to walk into the arms of death itself if that means that their wives and children can continue to live as free people. I know how corny that sounds. But it is also glorious.

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Title: 300
Script quality: 9/10
Acting quality: 7/10
Production quality: 10/10
Format and length: Action/Historical, 117 minutes
MPAA rating: R
Cast: Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, Dominic West, David Wenham, Vincent Regan, Michael Fassbender, Tom Wisdom, Andrew Pleavin, Rodrigo Santoro
Director: Zach Snyder
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John Michael Decker is a struggling actor, a comic book enthusiast, and sometimes a freelance writer. As an admitted nerd, John freely admits to "geeking out" upon seeing one of his favorite graphic novels translated to screen.

Copyright 2007 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

Black Snake Moan (2007)
Written by John Michael Decker
Mar 23, 2007 at 10:14 AM

At its heart, Black Snake Moan is a movie about the blues. That deep ache that one can only feel if they’ve first experienced the bliss of love. The pain the characters in this film feel is almost palpable, as is the Tennessee heat, which seems to waft off the screen. Black Snake Moan is a love story, albeit a twisted one. It reminded me of a modern Tennessee Williams play on crack. This flick starts out well enough, but somewhere along the line it goes terribly wrong.

The story

Samuel L. Jackson plays Lazarus Woods, a former Memphis blues musician who is now a poor farmer in rural Tennessee. Lazarus’ wife Rose has just left him for his younger brother, and as the film opens Lazarus is a walking time bomb. Christina Ricci plays Rae, a survivor of childhood abuse who has grown up to be sexually promiscuous wild child. Rae is in love with Ronnie, played by Justin Timberlake, who is a nervous young man with a stomach condition.

When Ronnie leaves town to join the army, the pain is almost more than Rae can take, and she falls back on old habits, which include abusing alcohol and drugs and sleeping with any man with a pulse. One morning Lazarus finds Rae, beaten near to death, feverish, and clad in her underwear, lying on the road in front of his farm. Since Lazarus is a God-fearing man, and is still feeling raw and helpless due to his own heartbreak, he decides that God has put Rae in his path so he can cure her of her wickedness. One way that he accomplishes this is by locking Rae to his radiator with a forty-pound chain.

Now up until this point, I really enjoyed this movie. The story was warped, but entertaining. Then suddenly, the script gets very preachy. The characters bond a little too quickly and the resolution was a little too simplistic and pat. Such complicated and interesting characters deserved better. I’m sorry, but if a stranger chains you to a radiator it’ll take you a lot longer than a few days to warm up to them.

I think that the hardest thing for any writer to do is to devise a satisfying ending for their stories. Perhaps this is because in real life things don’t end the way they do in the movies. Situations change, but life goes on. I felt that this story tried too hard to tie up loose ends and resolve conflicts, and the ending came off as being ridiculously insincere. Not to mention cloying and, “holier than thou.”

The cast

Samuel L. Jackson is an excellent actor and his character choices are both interesting and compelling. Unfortunately the script does not do him service. Through the course of the film, Jackson’s character Lazarus goes from a guy who tries to open up his younger brother’s face with a broken beer bottle, to a sage father figure. Now there is nothing wrong with a character going through a dramatic change through the course of a story, but this script just doesn’t connect the dots.

Christina Ricci’s performance as Rae is also excellent. She manages to play sexy, predatory, vulnerable and damaged all at once, and is wearing next to nothing for most of the film. This would be a challenge for most actresses, but Ricci pulls it off with style and aplomb. Unfortunately, the resolution to her storyline was just simplistic and unbelievable.

There were some nice supporting performances in this film, especially from John Cothran Jr. as Reverend R.L., Lazarus’s friend and conscience, and S. Epatha Merkerson who plays Miss Angela, the town pharmacist who has an inexplicable crush on Jackson’s volatile Lazarus. Justin Timberlake was fine as Ronnie, the dim boyfriend who is blind to his girlfriend’s flaws, although he was never good enough to make me forget that he is pop icon Justin Timberlake.

Production quality

Black Snake Moan was written and directed by Craig Brewer. This is a good-looking film and it is obvious that Mr. Brewer has talent, but the script just got bogged down with self-righteousness and preaching. Issues like adultery, nymphomania and child abuse just can’t be washed away with chains, a little kindness, and down home southern cooking.

The blues music that serves as the soundtrack to Black Snake Moan is very fitting for this film and Jackson does a nice job on the guitar and with his vocals. The productions values are all very nice. I guess that my real problem is that this tries to be a “message film” and the message just didn’t fit with the movies lurid sensibilities.

Overall

I think the best way to sum up this movie is, “nice try, but no cigar.” The film tries to balance being an exploitation picture and a Baptist sermon and comes up short on both counts. Fans of Sam Jackson’s acting or of Christina Ricci’s body may want to check it out, but the overall experience left me feeling empty and a little bit dirty.

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Title: Black Snake Moan
Script quality: 5/10
Acting quality: 7/10
Production quality: 7/10
Format and length: Drama, 115 minutes
MPAA rating: R
Cast: Samuel L. Jackson, Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake, S. Epatha Merkerson, John Cothran Jr., Michael Raymond-James
Director: Craig Brewer
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John Michael Decker is a struggling actor and sometimes a freelance writer. Given the chance, he would probably chain Christina Ricci to a radiator. Not to cure her of her wicked ways, but because it would just make such a good story to tell his friends.

Copyright 2007 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

The Last Mimzy (2007)
Written by John Michael Decker
Apr 03, 2007 at 11:40 AM

The Last Mimzy is based on the short story "Mimsy Were the Borogoves" by Henry Kuttner & Catherine L. Moore under their pseudonym Lewis Padgett. I've never read the story myself, so I can't say how faithful an adaptation this film was to the source material. I can say that this is a science fiction movie aimed at family audiences and that it wasn't entirely successful.

The story

The Last Mimzy begins in a utopian future. In the opening scene we see a teacher telling her students to "tune in" because she's going to show them how their future was saved. We then flash back to modern times where we meet Noah and Emma Wilder, two seemingly normal kids from Seattle. While on a family vacation, Noah and Emma discover a strangely-shaped box on the beach that is filled with mysterious toys. The siblings decide to keep this box a secret from their parents. Before long their exposure to the toys starts altering the children in fantastic ways. Noah goes from being an underachieving C student in school to winning the national science fair. He stops wearing his glasses and becomes an expert at golf overnight. Emma develops the ability to levitate objects and to seemingly separate her molecules and then reconstitute them. When Noah accidentally blacks out the power grid for half the state, Homeland Security zeros in on the Wilder family, thinking that they are a national threat.

My main problem with this film is that from the very first scene, we know that everything is going to turn out for the best. We can see that the future is safe, so there is no real jeopardy when we flash to the main story. The "Mimzy" in the title of the film is a futuristic artificial intelligence in the shape of a stuffed rabbit. But the rabbit has no personality. We only ever see it as a lifeless toy that makes vaguely disturbing purring sounds. Why didn't the filmmakers animate Mimzy? Give it a personality? When it was revealed that Mimzy was a living thing that might die, I was unmoved because they failed to make me believe that Mimzy was anything more than a child's toy.

The premise of this story is great. The idea of two kids from the present being given the responsibility of saving the future is rife with possibilities. The execution of the story is bland and as lifeless as the stuffed rabbit we are supposed to care so much about.

The cast

Chris O'Neil and Rhiannon Leigh Wryn are the young actors who portray Noah and Emma Wilder respectively. Their performances are decent but uninspired, and I was never convinced that the future of the human race was at stake. Timothy Hutton and Joely Richardson play David and Jo Wilder, the parents who are blind to the fact that their children are radically changing until it is almost too late. I didn't think that the performances of Hutton and Richardson were bad, but I found it hard to believe that the characters could be so dense. Rounding out the unbelievable performances is Michael Clarke Duncan as Nathanial Broadman, who is in charge of homeland security. This film portrays homeland security as being embarrassingly paranoid and incompetent. Well, maybe that last part isn't so far-fetched, but I digress.

The best performances in the movie come from Rainn Wilson, who plays Mr. White, the science teacher who first notices that something in not right with the Wilder children, and Kathryn Hahn as his hippy girlfriend, Naomi. Their relationship was quirky, but at least seemed real. Rainn Wilson is hilarious on the television show The Office, and it was nice to see him playing a totally different kind of character.

Production quality

The special effects in The Last Mimzy, much like the performances, are fine but uninspired. There was no visual effect that really blew me away or that sticks out in my memory as being particularly spectacular. Likewise, when I try to remember the score of the movie, I just can't recall what it sounded like. I doubt that I will remember much about this film in a year's time.

It seems to me that director Robert Shaye really played it safe in this film. There is nothing in this story that is too scary for children or that would really offend anyone and the result is a very bland film.

Overall

In trying to sum up my thought about The Last Mimzy, the words that spring to mind are "wasted opportunity." This is not a horrible film, but neither is it great. Families taking their children to see The Last Mimzy will not be offended, but neither will they be inspired.

This could have been the story about an epic struggle to save the future. This should have been about the end of childhood and the loss of innocence. In some alternate universe this might have been a film with a message about how we need to wake up now if we are going to save the future later. I wanted to see a film that would break my heart and yet give me some hope for things to come. What I saw was a whitewashed disappointment. Perhaps my expectations were just too high.

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Title: The Last Mimzy
Script quality: 4/10
Acting quality: 5/10
Production quality: 6/10
Format and length: Fantasy/Science Fiction, 90 minutes
MPAA rating: PG
Cast: Chris O'Neil, Rhiannon Leigh Wryn, Joely Richardson, Timothy Hutton, Rainn Wilson, Kathryn Hahn, Michael Clarke Duncan
Director: Robert Shaye
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John Michael Decker is a struggling actor, a freelance writer and a science fiction nerd. If John ever found a talking robo-bunny from the future, he would ask it for lottery numbers.

Copyright 2007 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

Grindhouse (2007)
Written by John Michael Decker
Apr 19, 2007 at 12:22 PM

Nowadays when a film is produced, multiple copies of the print are made and sent to movie theaters around the country. It was not always done like this. Back in the 1970s, when a low-budget movie was produced, often they would only make three or four prints of the film, which would be passed from theater to theater. Because of the constant recycling of the material, the prints would get scratched and damaged. Sometimes entire reels of the film would be missing. The kinds of sleazy exploitation flicks that would get this treatment usually featured excessive gore, violence and sex. The theaters that would show these kinds of films came to be known as "grindhouses" because they would "grind" out these movies. Directors Quentin Tarantino (Pulp Fiction) and Robert Rodriguez (Sin City) have banded together to recreate a good, old fashioned, grindhouse double feature experience -- scratched film, missing reels, and all. To accomplish this, Rodriguez directed a zombie flick called "Planet Terror," and Tarantino directed a serial killer thrill ride called "Death Proof." To enhance this experience they even got some of their friends to produce fake trailers to be inserted between the two feature films. These fake trailer segments included Eli Roth's "Thanksgiving," Edgar Wright's "Don't," Robert Rodriguez's "Machete" and my personal favorite, Rob Zombie's "Werewolf Women of the S.S." The end result of this experiment is a highly enjoyable, over-the-top filmgoing experience called Grindhouse.

The story

The first full-length feature we are treated to in Grindhouse is Rodriguez's loving homage to the '70s zombie flick: "Planet Terror." When an experimental gas is accidentally released on a military base in Texas, pus-covered, flesh-eating, undead abominations start running amuck in Austin. The only hope for humanity lies with a go-go dancer named Cherry (Rose McGowan) and her boyfriend, a windmill of destruction named Wray (Freddy Rodriguez). Early on, Cherry loses her leg to a zombie attack, but it is soon replaced by a fully functional machine gun, which Cherry puts to good use, mowing down zombies in strangely sexy and acrobatic ways.

The pacing of "Planet Terror" is rocket-ship fast, and the story is unashamedly zany. Blood and gore are unloaded by the bucketful and just when you think the boundaries of decency and good taste can't be pushed any further, they are. I loved the all-or-nothing attitude of this segment. The plot is too insane to be taken seriously, so all you can do is hang on and enjoy the ride.

The second part of this double feature is Quentin Tarantino's "Death Proof." In this segment, Kurt Russell plays a sociopath named Stuntman Mike. Because Stuntman Mike is too emotionally damaged to meet women in traditional ways, he hunts them down, plays head games with them, and then kills them with his tricked-out muscle car.

The pacing of Tarantino's "Death Proof" is much slower and more deliberate than Rodriguez's "Planet Terror." Because of this, the pacing of the entire film slows down at the start of "Death Proof." As a viewer I found this to be quite jarring. But at least we were treated to Tarantino's fantastic dialogue, which took a bit of the sting out of the lumbering pace at the start of the feature. Although I must confess that Tarantino's use of language, while impressive, is not as sharp here as in some of his other films. And even though the beginning of "Death Proof" is slow, once it gets going, it is quite thrilling. The conclusion of this feature literally had me holding my breath and clutching my seat. There was not as much violence and gore in "Death Proof" as there was in "Planet Terror," however the violence that is there is much more intense and disturbing. As with many films that I personally enjoy, I would not recommend this to the squeamish.

The cast

Grindhouse features an enormous ensemble cast, many of whom appear in both features. Rose McGowan goes from playing the death-dealing Cherry in "Planet Terror" to the hapless victim Pam in "Death Proof." It's a nice contrast and shows some real acting range.

Marley Shelton plays Dr. Dakota Block in both features. The great character actor Michael Parks plays Sheriff Earl McGraw in both features as well. This is a character he also portrayed in the Rodriguez-directed From Dusk Till Dawn and the Tarantino-directed Kill Bill: Volume 1 and Volume 2. Little Easter eggs like this are sprinkled all throughout Grindhouse, and that is a big part of the fun for hardcore movie geeks like me.

Grindhouse is filled with all sorts of fun character performances. Freddy Rodriguez, Josh Brolin, Jeff Fahey, Michael Biehn, and Naveen Andrews all stand out in "Planet Terror," and some of the better performances in "Death Proof" include Kurt Russell, Rosario Dawson, Zoe Bell, Vanessa Ferlito, Tracie Thoms and Sydney Poitier. There are even some fun, "blink or you'll miss them," cameos by Nicolas Cage and Bruce Willis.

The acting style of the film is frenetic in "Planet Terror" and more real and grounded in "Death Proof." Since the style of each feature is different, this change in acting style is appropriate. Quentin Tarantino has his requisite cameo in both features. Tarantino is only a mediocre actor, but I can forgive him for this because he is such a brilliant writer and director.

Production quality

As with the rest of Grindhouse, the production quality of each feature was very different. Rodriguez relied on cutting-edge computer generated special effects for his segments, and Tarantino stuck with more old-school film techniques and stunts, including the most exciting car chase this side of the French Connection. Robert Rodriguez wrote his own score for "Planet Terror" and Tarantino used rock classics to supplement "Death Proof." Either of these films presented by themselves would have been enjoyable, but by putting them together in this format something unique was created.

Both features were deliberately scratchy and worn-looking, which made one feel that at any time the film could fall apart. In a strange way this added to the overall tension of the experience. Both major segments featured a "missing reel" which allowed the audience fill in the lost scenes with their imaginations. Although this technique might annoy some film-goers, I thought it was really cool.

When you get more than one creative mind on a project, often the result can be disastrous when egos clash. This was not the case with Grindhouse. This production was nothing short of brilliant, and what the directors created is both retro and unique. A lot of love went into this production.

Overall

Tarantino and Rodriguez succeeded spectacularly in recreating the grindhouse experience for a modern audience. I can't remember the last time I enjoyed myself this much at the movies. For film aficionados who are feeling nostalgic for '70s exploitation cinema, this is a must-see.


Title: Grindhouse (Planet Terror and Death Proof)
Script quality: 8/10
Acting quality: 7/10
Production quality: 10/10
Format and length: Horror/Thriller, 191 minutes
MPAA rating: R
Cast: Rose McGowan, Kurt Russell, Freddy Rodriguez, Josh Brolin, Marley Shelton, Jeff Fahey, Michael Biehn, Naveen Andrews, Michael Parks, Quentin Tarantino, Rosario Dawson, Sydney Poitier, Vanessa Ferlito, Jordan Ladd, Tracie Thoms, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Zoe Bell, Danny Trejo, Bruce Willis
Director: Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Eli Roth, Edgar Wright and Rob Zombie
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John Michael Decker is a struggling actor and sometime freelance writer. John feels that he was born to be in a 1970s style exploitation flick. He could easily have played 'cowardly zombie victim #8' in "Planet Terror."

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Pathfinder (2007)
Written by John Michael Decker
Apr 23, 2007 at 01:04 PM

I first heard about Pathfinder last summer, and the only thing I heard was that it featured Native Americans battling Vikings. That was all I needed to know -- I was hooked. It was supposed to open last summer, but the release date kept getting pushed back. Usually this is a bad sign, but my enthusiasm did not wane. The idea of a battle for America five hundred years before Columbus set foot in this country was just so epic. And now, almost a year after I saw the first Pathfinder trailer, I finally got the chance to see it.

The story

A Viking ship lands in North America and leaves behind a young boy. The child is discovered by a woman from the Wampanoag tribe. She and her husband raise him as their own. The young man, who is named 'Ghost' because of his pale skin, is inundated in the tribe's culture, but he is never completely accepted by them. When the Viking hordes return in force, set on destroying the Wampanoags and settling on their land, Ghost must use both Viking and Native American skills to save his adopted people.

There is a scene in this film where Starfire, the beautiful daughter of the great leader, Pathfinder, tells Ghost that every man has two wolves fighting inside him, vying for control. One of those wolves is Love and the other one is Hate. When Ghost asks Starfire which wolf wins, she tells him that the victorious wolf is the one that gets fed. I can tell you that the Love wolf starves in this picture. Ghost pretty much becomes an unstoppable engine of revenge, with little time for romance. Of course, this doesn't stop the bad guys from abducting Starfire and using her against her hero.

Pathfinder is a non-stop action picture with very little characterization. However the action is so well done that I didn't mind so much. The film lunges from one graphic battle scene to the next and moves at an exciting pace. I love the archetype of the outsider characters -- people who belong to two worlds and yet because of this are rejected by both. To the Wampanoags, Ghost is a child of the "Dragon People." They fear he will become one of them. To the Vikings, Ghost is an abomination who has turned his back on his culture and become a savage. One of the problems is that Ghost is just an archetype and not a fully fleshed out character. The same can be said for every character in this movie.

The cast

Karl Urban, best known for playing Eomer in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, portrays Ghost in Pathfinder. Although Urban pretty much plays anger and little else, he is physically imposing and a very charismatic performer. I liked the fact that Ghost used guile and cunning as well as brute force to fight the Vikings.

The great character actor Clancy Brown was perfectly cast as Gunnar, leader of the Viking hordes. No one can put out an imposing, bad-ass vibe quite like Clancy Brown. Russell Means, a famous Native American activist, played Pathfinder, the wise old chief who points out to Ghost that his quest of revenge will eventually destroy him. Means was quite good, but didn't get enough screen time for my taste. Moon Bloodgood was very beautiful as Starfire, but she had a modern American vibe that didn't really fit in the period material. Still, she fulfilled the "damsel in distress" quotient admirably.

There were no other performances worth mentioning. In general the Vikings were portrayed as evil, soulless monsters bent on destruction. The Native American's were all noble and wise and completely outclassed by the superior weapons and the sheer savagery of the Norsemen. It was ironic that the Vikings were constantly referring to the Wampanoag as "savages," when they were the truly ferocious and inhuman tribe.

This is a beautiful picture to look at and I found the basic story engaging enough. If only the characters had been more fleshed out, this could have been a great film instead of just a good one.

Production quality

Pathfinder was directed by German native Marcus Nispel. Nispel also directed the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in 2003. The flair that Nispel showed for realistic gore in Chainsaw is translated to Pathfinder. The action sequences are excessively violent, but extremely well done.

The backdrop of the great northeastern American wilderness gives the film an epic feel. I love movies where the land itself becomes a character. The Vikings all look as though they stepped out of a Frank Frazetta painting, striding out of the mist with their swords and battle axes, adorned with animal skins and horned helmets. Historically Vikings never decorated their helmets with animal horns, but damn if it doesn't look cool. The cinematography is dark and moody, which conveys a nice sense of menace. The fight choreography is amazing.

Overall

I really enjoyed Pathfinder, however I have to confess that this is a guilty pleasure. It is bombastic, loud and lurid. The morality presented in this movie is pretty black and white; I prefer more shades of gray in stories. At least the Vikings are presented as a genuine threat and not just wimpy villains who would fold at the first sign of trouble. Through most of the flick Ghost is in over his head, and this is the way it should be. Although this is not as good as the recently-released historical action epoch 300, I do think the film has value for action and adventure lovers.

Title: Pathfinder
Script quality: 6/10
Acting quality: 5/10
Production quality: 8/10
Format and length: Action/Historical, 99 minutes
MPAA rating: R
Cast: Karl Urban, Moon Bloodgood, Clancy Brown, Russell Means, Ralf Moeller, Jay Tavare, Nathaniel Arcand, Kevin Loring
Director: Marcus Nispel
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John Michael Decker is a struggling actor and sometimes a freelance writer. Last summer John had a small part in the independent film The Adventures of Don Juan and Miguel: The Hump of Destiny. John's character ran away when a telekinetic Frenchman hurled a large fish at him. He wonders how he would have faired against Vikings.

Copyright 2007 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

Hot Fuzz (2007)
Written by John Michael Decker
May 02, 2007 at 01:43 PM

In 2004, director Edgar Wright and actor Simon Pegg combined their considerable talents when they wrote the brilliant zombie spoof Shaun of the Dead, which was directed by Wright and starred Pegg. Now they have set their sights on a parody of the buddy cop genre with the hilarious Hot Fuzz. Not only was this a side-splittingly funny movie, but it was a better action picture than most of the flicks it was lampooning.

The story

Nicholas Angel is a super-cop. His beat is the mean streets of London. Angel is so focused on his job to the exclusion of everything else in life that his arrest rate is 400 times higher than the other cops in his precinct. Out of sheer jealously, Angel's superiors transfer him to a small, rural village. It is difficult enough for action junkie Angel to deal with life in the town with the lowest crime rate in England, but to make matters worse he is assigned a bumbling idiot as a partner.

Sergeant Angel's new partner is PC Danny Butterman, son of his new boss, Inspector Frank Butterman. Danny is an oafish man-child whose fondest wish is to be Keanu Reeves from Point Break or Will Smith from Bad Boys II. Danny instantly worships Nick Angel, but Nick can barely tolerate Danny or the rest of the cops in his new precinct (who are all just slightly more competent than Danny). It looks as if Sergeant Angel will be consigned to a life of chasing escaped swans and arresting underage drinkers, when a series of mysterious "accidents" seem to indicate that there is something more sinister going on in town that it at first appeared.

This movie could have gone for simple slapstick, and that would have worked fine, but it does more. The characters in the story are interesting and quirky. Nick Angel and Danny Butterman are fleshed out and not just simple movie parodies. The violence is quite graphic, but this keeps the humor from getting too light. I don't want to give away any spoilers, but the last half hour of this movie had more action packed into it than ten regular action movies. And the action managed to be both exciting and funny. I was in a pretty full theater when I saw Hot Fuzz, and the final third of the film had the entire place howling with non-stop laughter.

The cast

Simon Pegg is excellent as the intense and over-serious Sergeant Nicholas Angel. I never would have dreamed that he would have been able to pull off a role as a credible action hero after his underachieving slacker in Shaun of the Dead. Before I saw this film I just didn't think Pegg had the proper bearing to portray a super-cop. I was wrong, he was terrific. By the end of the movie, Pegg's Sergeant Angel had managed to out-Dirty Harry Clint Eastwood and make Mel Gibson's Martin Riggs look like a sissy.

Nick Frost, who was so great as Ed the mega-slob in Shaun of the Dead, made a great foil for Pegg as the dimwitted Danny. His insane enthusiasm for buddy cop pictures and longing for real action was made even funnier when he found himself in the very situations that he had only previously seen at the movies.

This film was filled to the brim with colorful characters portrayed by some of the best old school English character actors like Bill Nighy and Edward Woodward. Jim Broadbent was terrific as the laid back, level-headed Inspector Frank Butterman. Former James Bond Timothy Dalton was just gleefully chewing the scenery as Simon Skinner, the oily owner of a local grocery store chain -- A terrific character performance. I also really enjoyed the performances of Patty Considine and Rafe Spall as detectives Andy Wainwright and Andy Cartwright respectively. Two clueless tough guys who refused to believe that the obvious murders taking place in their town were anything other than accidents.

Overall, this was a top-rate cast.

Production quality

Edgar Wright does a fine job directing this film. Though this is undoubtedly a comedy, it has the feel of an action picture. Many movie comedies look like television sitcoms, but Hot Fuzz does not fall into this trap. Though the characters are quirky and often bizarre, they always seemed real to me and never devolved into flat caricatures. The script is terrific and I hope that Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg will have many successful collaborations in the future.

Overall

I really enjoyed seeing American action movie sensibilities invading quaint small town England, like a steroid-engorged bull charging through a stodgy china shop. Though this film is intended to parody action films, it succeeds in surpassing many of them. For lovers of cop pictures and of dark humor, Hot Fuzz is for you.


Title: Hot Fuzz
Script quality: 9/10
Acting quality: 8/10
Production quality: 7/10
Format and length: Foreign/Action/Comedy, 121 minutes
MPAA rating: R
Cast: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Jim Broadbent, Timothy Dalton, Edward Woodward, Bill Nighy, Patty Considine, Rafe Spall
Director: Edgar Wright
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Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Written by John Michael Decker
May 07, 2007 at 01:00 PM

May is here, and even though summer doesn't officially begin for a month and a half, with the release of Spider-Man 3, the summer blockbuster season has officially begun. As usual, the summer movie season is filled with sequels. Besides Spider-Man 3, we can expect to see Shrek the Third, Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End and Live Free or Die Hard, among others. When filmmakers produce a sequel, they try to top their previous work, but in this effort, often character development and substance is lost in favor of bigger explosions and more car chases. By the time the third film in a series comes out, many times it is far inferior to the films that preceded it. This seems to be especially true of the comic book film genre. X-Men 3: The Last Stand is not as good as X-Men or X2 X-Men United. Blade: Trinity was not as good as Blade or Blade II. Superman III was far worse than the first two excellent Superman flicks. True to form, Spider-Man 3 is not as good as the first two Sam Raimi-directed Spider-Man films. That's not to say that Spider-Man 3 is a bad movie, though -- far from it.

The story

As Spider-Man 3 begins, life is going wonderfully for Peter Parker. His romance with the beautiful actress Mary Jane Watson is heating up. He is excelling in his science studies at Empire State University. And best of all, the public has embraced Peter's alter-ego, the Amazing Spider-Man. All this good luck is starting to inflate Peter's ego, but as any long time reader of the Spider-Man comics can tell you, any time it looks like smooth sailing for Peter Parker, bad luck is right around the corner, ready to smack him back down to earth.

Peter's bad luck begins when a meteor crashes into earth, releasing an alien life form that initially appears as an animated glob of black, viscous goo. The alien is a shape-shifting symbiote that attempts to bond with Peter Parker by taking the form of a sleek, black, Spider-Man costume. The costume grants Parker increased powers but also amplifies his aggressive tendencies and negative emotions. In addition to this, Peter learns that the man who actually murdered his Uncle Ben is still alive and has recently escaped from jail. This man is Flint Marko, a petty criminal who stumbles upon a bizarre particle experiment while fleeing from the police. The experiment gives Marko the power to morph any part of his body into sand. To make matters worse, Peter's former best friend, Harry Osborn, who mistakenly believes that Spider-Man killed his father (the super villain known as the Green Goblin), decides to punish Spider-Man by taking over his father's identity as the new Green Goblin.

One would think that these issues would be enough to keep Peter busy over the course of the two hour and twenty minute running time of the film, but he is plagued by even more problems. Peter has become so wrapped up in his life as Spider-Man, that he fails to notice when Mary Jane is having serious problems of her own. The rift between Peter and MJ only increases when she meets his beautiful lab partner, Gwen Stacy, who has a crush on Spider-Man. Gwen has been dating Eddie Brock, a freelance photographer who is Peter Parker's rival at the Daily Bugle. The two men are competing for a staff job and Brock is willing to cheat to get Peter out of the way.

The major problem with this movie, as you may have been able to guess by the above synopsis, is that it has way too many sub-plots. This film introduces so many new characters and situations that it is hard to keep up, and none of the storylines are as fleshed out as they need to be. The film pits Spidey against three villains: The Sandman (Flint Marko), Venom (the alien symbiote bonded to a jealous Eddie Brock), and Harry Osborn in the guise of the New Goblin. One villain with a more complete storyline would have made for a much tighter film.

That being said, this was a really enjoyable movie to watch. The fight scenes and special effects were incredible -- especially the fights between Spider-Man and the Sandman, which seemed to be ripped right from the comic book pages. And the major characters (Peter, Mary Jane and Harry) all had interesting, emotional, story arcs.

The cast

As this is the third Spider-Man film, the returning actors all know their characters very well and were able to imbue their performance with nuance and heart. As usual, Tobey Maguire was excellent as Peter Parker, the science nerd with the overwhelming sense of responsibility. The only flaw I found in his performance this time around occurred in the middle of the film when the alien symbiote was bringing out his darker personality. Maguire chose to play evil Peter Parker by wearing black, combing his hair over his eye and swaggering around as if he were Tony Manero from Saturday Night Fever. Other than this unfortunate section of the film, Maguire's performance was grounded and multi-layered.

Kirsten Dunst does a fine job of portraying Mary Jane Watson's hurt and anger as she and Peter become estranged and her acting career hits some rough water. As a struggling actor myself, I could relate to the plight of this character. James Franco, as Harry Osborn, also does some nice work in this movie as he grapples with his darker impulses, a journey that mirrors Peter Parker's. J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson and Rosemary Harris as Aunt May Parker also turn in their usual fine supporting performances. It would be hard to imagine a Spider-Man flick without the excellent work of Simmons and Harris.

Out of the new additions to the cast, I was the most impressed with Thomas Haden Church as Flint Marko. He played it not so much as a one-dimensional thug, but as a man who was trying to do right by his family and unfortunately kept making all the wrong decisions. Bryce Dallas Howard was very good as Gwen Stacy, who in the comic books was the great love of Peter Parker's life before he met Mary Jane. I just wish they had given her a little more screen time.

The weak link in the acting came from Topher Grace, who played Eddie Brock. He came across as a weaselly version of his "That 70's Show" character, Eric Forman. He just didn't have the gravity to pull off a serious villain. This was just a poor casting choice.

Production quality

The special effects in Spider-Man 3 were amazing. It is obvious that director Sam Raimi loves Spider-Man and the universe he inhabits, which is a key ingredient to bringing the four-color world of comic books to the big screen. Sandman's morphing effects were especially well rendered and Venom looked appropriately creepy. I hated the design of the New Goblin costume. He looked more like an extreme sports Power Ranger than a super villain. In the comics the Green Goblin always wore a rubbery fright mask that showed off his expressions. The look of the comic book Goblin is much more monstrous and visceral than anything they came up with in the films.

The rest of the production is just fine. From cinematography to score, this was what one would look for in a summer blockbuster. Sam Raimi is a skilled director; his films always move at a super-kinetic, fluid pace, and are exciting to watch.

Overall

Spider-Man 3 is a fun movie and should be especially enjoyable to fans of the comic book created by writer Stan Lee and artist Steve Ditko. Had the filmmakers exercised a little more restraint and not tried to pack so much into it, it could have been epic.


Title: Spider-Man 3
Script quality: 6/10
Acting quality: 7/10
Production quality: 9/10
Format and length: Action/Science Fiction, 140 minutes
MPAA rating: PG-13
Cast: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace, Bryce Dallas Howard, Rosemary Harris, J.K. Simmons, Bruce Campbell
Director: Sam Raimi
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Copyright 2007 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Sympathy for the Monsters

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Sympathy for the Monsters

Written by John Michael Decker

Feb 21, 2007 at 01:23 PM

Monsters have been around for as long as man has been telling stories. When most people think of monsters, they probably imagine horrible supernatural beings that are up to no good. We conjure up images of villainous horrors that must be vanquished at any cost. We think of Dr. Frankenstein's lumbering abomination being pursued by angry villagers with torches, Count Dracula getting a stake plunged through his undead heart, or even Godzilla rampaging through Tokyo, vomiting radioactive fire at helpess soldiers. Folklore and mythology are rife with tales of heroes' epic battles with monsters. Consider the old English legend of Beowulf fighting Grendel, the Greek myth of Hercules battling the hydra or even the biblical tale of St. George slaying the dragon. As storytelling has become more sophisticated -- from oral tradition to written word to the cinema -- monsters have continued to play an important role in our modern tales. Think of King Kong's last stand at the Empire State Building, the unstoppable great white shark from Steven Spielberg's Jaws or even the slash-happy Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th franchise and it is apparent that monsters still hold a powerful position in our collective psyche. I think it is fair to say that, more often than not, monsters play the role of the bad guys in our stories. Most people root for the protagonists of an adventure to slaughter the monster -- most people, but not me. I love monsters, and most of the time I feel sorry for them.

I think that my great love of monsters started when I was a young child in the 1970s. I grew up in the small town of Lake Luzerne, NY. It was a very rural area and this was before we had video games or the Internet to occupy our time, so we had to rely on our imaginations for much of our entertainment. My brothers and I enjoyed camping and often our parents would let us pitch a tent and sleep in the back yard on warm summer nights. My Dad, who has always been a great natural storyteller, would tuck us into our sleeping bags and spin us an original tall tale, usually involving he and his brother battling some kind of monster on Long Island, where they grew up. Sometimes, when he didn't have an original story to tell, Dad would read to us from H.P. Lovecraft or Edgar Allen Poe. Then, about a half hour after he said goodnight, Dad would put on a rubber Halloween mask and attack our tent. First we would hear him rustling around the yard. Then his silhouette would appear on the side of the tent. And finally, he would burst through the flaps, growling out his best Lon Chaney impression. We would end up chasing each other around the yard as he snarled and we giggled. I think the best part of the whole experience was the anticipation. Waiting in that tent with our plastic flashlights, not knowing when the "monster" would strike. From an early age I learned that monsters were cool.

Back in those days we didn't have cable television, in fact, we only had a little black and white TV that got four channels by aid of rabbit ears. On Sunday afternoons there was a television show that solidified my great affection for monsters. It was called the Creature Feature, and it would play classic monster movies. It was the Creature Feature that introduced me to the wonderful Universal monsters like Dracula and the Wolf Man, giant Japanese creatures like Godzilla and Mothra, and even some great Sci-Fi flicks like The Day the Earth Stood Still and Invasion of the Body Snatchers. And it was watching the Creature Feature that really got me to start sympathizing with the plight of the poor, maligned monsters.

Take for example, the classic Universal monsters. In Frankenstein (1931), it would be easy to judge the creature that the great Boris Karloff portrayed as "evil." In actuality he is a victim of Dr. Henry Frankenstein's hubris. Stitched together from various corpses and brought to life by electricity, Karloff's monster was then abandoned by Dr. Frankenstein (played by Colin Clive). Left to fend for itself in a world that was revolted by its very appearance. No wonder the poor creature struck back. The real villain was Henry Frankenstein, who did not take responsibility for his creation. Frankenstein's monster: Lumbering killing machine or misunderstood man-child? You decide.

I also have great empathy for Count Dracula. As portrayed by Bela Lugosi in the film Dracula (1931), the Count was all class. Lugosi's Dracula was a survivor. He had to drink the blood of other living creatures in order to sustain his existence. He was only doing what he had to, and he did it with great style and panache. The Count knew that he was a creature of the night, and was true to himself. Like the ultimate survivor he was, Dracula always managed to cheat death and return to menace mankind again and again -- you have to admire his tenacity. Count Dracula: Blood sucking fiend or crafty survivor? You decide.

But my favorite Universal monster was not based on any Victorian literature, but rather on ancient European folklore. I speak, of course, of the werewolf from the film the Wolf Man (1941). In the movie, Lon Chaney Jr. plays Larry Talbot, a rich gentleman who has recently returned to his homeland. On a moonlit walk with a pretty girl, he is attacked by a gypsy werewolf (played by Bela Lugosi of Dracula fame) and cursed to transform into a snarling, man-eating beast when the moon is full. In a sense, poor Larry Talbot has contracted a deadly disease, albeit a disease that threatens the lives of everyone around him. The Wolf Man: rampaging beast or lost soul? You decide.

Werewolves, vampires (particularly Count Dracula), and Dr. Frankenstein's monster have appeared again and again in the cinema since Universal's earliest days. Even though the stories they appear in might change, the feelings of sympathy I have for movie monsters have not. Most monsters (Universal or not) elicit sympathy for the same reasons as the big three. Dracula, as I said, is the ultimate survivor. This could also be applied to the shark from Jaws, or the extraterrrestrials from the Alien films. I would not classify the giant shark or the alien bugs as evil so much as following their genetic codes to survive. Frankenstein's monster, as I said, is an accident of science. The same could be said for Godzilla, who is really an allegory for the hydrogen bomb --the ultimate hubris of man. Godzilla is more akin to a natural disaster than anything else. When he comes to town, as with an earthquake or tsunami, all the poor humans in his path can do is hunker down and hope they survive long enough to clean up afterward. And like the Wolf Man, my favorite giant monster, King Kong is more of a victim of circumstance than anything else. The big ape was kidnapped from his home environment and displayed as a curiosity. Is it any wonder that he broke loose and wrought havoc on The Big Apple? As with Africanized honeybees and fire ants, the lesson of King Kong is that some animals should not be relocated.

But there are exceptions to every rule. Sometimes the monsters in horror films really are... well, monsters. Examples of the fiends I speak of are Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Michael Myers from Halloween, Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th, and Freddy Kruger from A Nightmare on Elm Street. These monsters have become iconic in their own way, although they lack the personality of the classic movie creatures. I cannot argue with the fact that these antagonists are pure evil; this new breed of monsters tend toward soulless killing machines with an inexplicable hatred for teenage hormones. Usually, however, the parade of human victims in these films are so annoying and stupid that by the time the bad guys devise a creative means to butcher them I am relieved -- so once again I am rooting for the bad guys.

And what about zombies? Those shambling, undead, flesh-eating abominations that George A. Romero often features in his films? These things are like anti-ghosts. Instead of being souls without bodies they are bodies without souls. They tend to have even less personality than Freddy Kruger or Jason Voorhees, but what they lack in conversational skills they more than make up for in sheer numbers. I love zombie flicks. Perhaps it is because in the really good zombie films, the animated corpses represent us at our worst. Take George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead, where the mindless undead are compelled to congregate at a shopping mall. Also, I must confess that it is extremely satisfying to see rag-tag groups of human survivors put bullets in the heads of zombie hordes. In movies when Nazis, robots or zombies get destroyed, I never feel any kind of guilt. What I have yet to see is a Nazi-cyborg-zombie combination -- now that would be a cool monster!

As I stated above, there are always exceptions to the rule, and sometimes monsters are not cast as the bad guys. Some examples of heroic monsters are Ben Grimm, the ever loving, blue-eyed Thing from the Fantastic Four (he may be an ugly rock monster but he's the heart and soul of the team), and the Incredible Hulk (who really just wants to be left alone). One of the best recent heroic monsters is Hellboy. Hellboy is the creation of writer/artist Mike Mignola and first appeared in Dark Horse comic books in 1993. In 2004 Hellboy and his colorful cast of supporting characters were adapted to film by the great director Guillermo del Toro. Veteran character actor Ron Perlman portrayed Hellboy beneath a large amount of prosthetic makeup, and invested the character with great amounts of depth and humanity. There are just so many things that I find appealing about Hellboy -- he's literally a giant red devil, complete with horns, a tail and a stone right hand. He looks about as monstrous as they come, but at heart he's just a salt-of-the-Earth kind of guy. He was sent to Earth to be the beast that brings about the apocalypse. That is his destiny, but because Hellboy was raised by kind humans, he chooses to foreswear his fate and fight for humanity. The character arc is almost Shakespearean -- well, if Shakespeare had written about red devils, fish men and women who could start fires with their minds.

So yes, I love monsters of all stripes -- I admit it freely. Be they scary, cheesy, or heroic, I will always be in their corner, rooting for them to keep fighting that uphill battle for respectability. I hope this article will get you to revisit some classic monster movies and view the much-maligned beasts in a different light. Monsters need support too.

Copyright 2007 John Michael Decker. No reprints without written permission.

John Michael Decker is a struggling actor and sometime freelance writer. He used to leave out milk and cookies for the creature that lived in his closet... you know -- in case it got hungry in the middle of the night.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

John Michael Decker's Top Ten Films of 2006

And now, here is my 2006 Top Ten Film list as seen on...

http://www.entertainmentinreview.com/

John Michael Decker's Top Ten Films of 2006
Written by John Michael Decker
Jan 01, 2007 at 08:27 PM

2006 has been an interesting year at the cinema. There have been disappointments (Superman Returns and The Prestige), films that were better than I anticipated they would be (X-Men: The Last Stand and Flyboys) and some films that were just so cheesy and weird that I loved them (Snakes On a Plane and Night Watch). There was the good (The Queen), the bad (Ultraviolet), and the decidedly ugly (Abominable). But the cream of the crop -- in my very biased opinion -- were...

#10: A Scanner Darkly

Synopsis: In the not-too-distant future, the war on drugs has been lost and an undercover narcotics officer (Keanu Reeves) must deal with a split personality brought on by his addiction to a new designer drug called Substance D.

This film is very faithfully based on the novel of the same name by Philip K. Dick, and directed by Richard Linklater (Dazed and Confused). Linklater employs a technique called rotoscoping where animators trace live action movement frame by frame, creating for the viewer a very life-like animated effect. This effect adds to the feeling of paranoia and isolation that pervades this picture.

In the end the audience is asked to wonder if sacrificing human souls is worth the price of winning the war on drugs. This is an extremely deep and trippy film-going experience.

#9: Rocky Balboa

Synopsis: After the dreadful Rocky V, Sylvester Stallone's boxing saga finally gets a proper send off with this sentimental offering. At the start of the film we learn that a 60-something Rocky Balboa now owns a restaurant in his old neighborhood in Philadelphia where he spends his time reliving past glories by telling boxing tales to his patrons. When a computer simulation shows that in his prime Rocky could have defeated current champ Mason "The Line" Dixon, forces are set in motion that may give Rocky one last chance at glory.

I liked that this movie was more reminiscent of the first Rocky than of the later offerings. It's the story of a true underdog with the deck stacked against him. Also, the chemistry between Stallone and young actor Milo Ventimiglia (who plays Rocky's son, Robert Jr.) was very nice and their scenes together were quite good.

#8: Clerks II

Synopsis: Director Kevin Smith's raunchy and hilarious meditation on friendship and moving forward finds the heroes of the first Clerks -- Dante and Randal -- working at Mooby Burger. Dante is engaged and ready to move out of state, but Randal is still happy being a slacker and feels abandoned by his hetero life mate.

Smith excels at dialog and he is back in fine form after his most recent and disappointing outing, Jersey Girl. No other director can combine toilet humor and pathos so seamlessly. I look forward to more adventures of Jay, Silent Bob and the rest of Smith's Jersey gang.

#7: Hollywoodland

Synopsis: This film explores the tragic death of television's Superman, George Reeves, in a very Rashomon-like style. Burned out P.I. Louis Simo (Adrien Brody) explores the seedy underbelly of Hollywood in an effort to uncover the mystery. Although the film offers no definitive answers as to how the tragedy unfolded, it does paint a fascinating portrait of a troubled man in a town that will eat your dreams for breakfast.

I realize that it is popular to bash Ben Affleck these days, but I thought his performance as George Reeves was a revelation. Through flashbacks we see Reeves slowly disintegrate as both his professional and personal lives crumble around him. Affleck was subtle and nuanced and is a much better actor than most people give him credit for.

#6: The Proposition

Synopsis: A harsh, bleak and unforgiving Australian western written by rock star Nick Cave. In this film, outlaw Charlie Burns (Guy Pearce) is given an impossible choice. Hunt down and kill his psychotic older brother or allow his younger brother to be executed.

This is a ceaselessly dark film and it is not going to be for everyone, but it is also surprisingly thoughtful and philosophical and it shows that some places on this earth are just not meant to tamed.

#5: Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Synopsis: The film that pissed the most people off this year is also the funniest -- often painfully so. Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen plays rabidly anti-Semitic Kazakhstan journalist, Borat Sagdiyev who has come to America to make a documentary. Borat is backwards and offensive in the extreme, and yet he is so innocent that he comes across as endearing instead of hateful.

The brilliance of this film comes from the fact that most of the cast is unaware that Cohen is just an actor, and so through Borat's eyes we get to see Americans with their guard down. That honest look is not always pretty, but it is hilarious.

#4: Casino Royale

Synopsis: This is the best 007 flick in years, thanks to a start-from-scratch approach (similar to last summer's Batman Begins), a stricter adherence to the Ian Fleming source material, and a tour-de-force performance by the newest James Bond, Daniel Craig.

One thing I always admired about the James Bond character of Fleming's novels was the fact that underneath his suave exterior, Bond was a savage brute. He needed to be, to survive in his line of work, and Craig nailed this aspect of the character perfectly. This was a more vulnerable Bond than we've seen in the past -- a more flawed character -- but also far more human and interesting.

#3: The Departed

Synopsis: If Martin Scorsese does not win his long deserved Oscar for this undercover cop vs. undercover crook masterpiece than there really is no justice in the universe. In this film Leonardo DeCaprio plays Billy Costigan and Matt Damon plays Colin Sullivan. Two sides to the same coin. Costigan is an undercover cop trying to get the goods on Irish mobster Frank Costello (played by the ever-brilliant Jack Nicholson). Sullivan is one of Costello's goons who has joined the police force and is trying to sniff out the rat in the Costello gang.

The tension generated by this simple plot device is really quite wonderful, and all of the elements (acting, writing, and directing) mesh flawlessly under Scorsese's practiced hand. There is a reason that Scorsese is considered a legendary director, and this is the work of a great film master at the top of his game.

#2: V for Vendetta

This film is an adaptation of the comic book graphic novel by Alan Moore and David Lloyd. Moore got into a dispute with the producers and so asked for his name to be removed from the credits of the movie. This is really a shame because it is the best adaptation of Mr. Moore's work ever produced for the big screen.

Synopsis: In a dark future where England has become a totalitarian state, a lone vigilante in a Guy Fawkes mask (known only as "V") proves that the people should not fear their government, but the government should fear its people.

Alan Moore first wrote this material in the 80s over concerns of what the world was turning into under world leaders like Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan. In the era of George W. Bush this material is as relevant as ever.

And now, my favorite movie of 2006...

#1: The Descent

About a year ago I was at the video store and I found a pre-viewed copy of a film called Dog Soldiers in DVD format. The back of the DVD indicated that this was a movie about soldiers fighting werewolves. As I am a sucker for a good werewolf flick and the price was less than ten bucks, I bought the video. This film was so good that it is in contention with An American Werewolf in London as my favorite werewolf film ever.

I have since found out that Dog Soldiers was written and directed by an Englishman named Neil Marshall. Although it never got an American release, it broke box office records in England and Europe. I realized that I had found the work of a fresh new voice in horror cinema and I vowed to seek out all of the films that Neil Marshall made. Neil Marshall's second film did get an American release last summer. This film was The Descent, and it was one of the most spectacularly scary horror movies I have ever seen.

Synopsis: Six English women decide to go on an extreme outdoor adventure holiday in the Appalachians. What starts out as a caving expedition quickly goes horribly wrong. Initially, Marshall's film explores the very real terror of being underground: darkness, cave-ins, claustrophobia. But then, just when you think things couldn't get scarier, a paranormal element is introduced into the film that ratchets up the tension several more notches.
The movie's title works on many levels. This is about a descent into a cave. A descent into the darkness of the soul. And finally, a descent into madness. It is on par with Aliens as a truly intense thriller and it is my favorite film of 2006.

John Michael Decker is a struggling actor, comic book nerd, and self-avowed movie nut. For the past seven years or so he has been making a list of the previous year's top ten films and sending it to his friends. This year he's been asked to publish it on Entertainment in Review. He'll also be writing occasional film critiques in future columns. John comes to this web page not as a professional critic but as a guy who loves movies and who will hopefully steer you towards some quality entertainment.

Copyright 2007 John Michael Decker. No reprints without permission.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Yet Another Survey

Awesome "Get To Know You" Survey!

1) What's your full name? John Michael Decker

2) Any nick names you want to share? Johnny D, Deck, Mudfoot, Cake, Tie Dye Owl, Jean-Luc, Ukal

3) What color is your hair? Dark Brown

4) What color are your eyes? Hazel

5) Name a favorite restaurant or two? New Way Lunch and the Dinosaur BBQ

6) Elvis or the Beatles? The Beatles

7) Captain Kirk or Captain Picard? Captain Picard

What is your earliest memory? Seeing a moose run across the road in Maine

8) When dating, do you have a 'type?' Usually Jewish women and red heads

9) Name a great film that not enough people have seen: Near Dark

10) How about a great book that not enough people have read: "Jack of Shadows" by Roger Zelazny

11) Four places you've worked? Sterling Renaissance Festival, Captain Blue Hen's Comics, Walt Disney World: MGM Studios, the Jekyll & Hyde Club (NYC)

12) Horror Films! Love 'em or Hate 'em? LOVE 'EM!!!

13) If you could have one super-power, what would it be? Telekinesis (thats MIND BULLETS!!!)

14) Now, how about a secondary super-power? Shape Shifting (how awesome would that be for an actor?)

15) Favorite eye color of the opposite sex? Green

16) What scares you? Failure

17) What delights you? Performing

18) Name a foreign country you would like to visit: Japan

19) Name four places you've lived: Lake Luzerne, NY; Smithville, TX; Golfport, FL; Chester, England

20) Ever been romantically in love? Oh yes...

21) Ever had someone you loved make you cry? Oh yes...

22) What is your profession? Actor

23) When you were a kid, what did you think your profession was going to be?
Astronaut or Magician

24) Who is the hottest Hollywood star? Marilyn Monroe or Bettie Page

25) Favorite fictional character? Spider-Man

26) Are you, or have you ever been, a geek? I'm a card carrying geek

27) What is your favorite animal? Wolf

28) Who is your celebrity look-alike? Mike Myers

Monday, November 13, 2006

Checklist

This list speaks for itself!

Place an "x" in all boxes that apply...

[x] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous.

[x] I am really ticklish.

[ ] I'm afraid of the dark.

[ ] I can't sleep in a room if the door is open

[ ] I can't sleep in a room if the door is closed

[ ] I am homosexual.

[x] I believe in true love.

[ ] I've ran away from home

[x] I listen to political music

[x] I collect comic books

[x] I shut others out when I'm sad.

[x] I've stayed out all night.

[ ] I open up to others easily.

[x] I am keeping a secret from the world. (isn't everyone?)

[x] I watch the news

[ ] I love Disney movies.

[X] I am a sucker for green eyes.

[x] I am a sucker for brown eyes.

[x] I am a sucker for blue eyes

[ ] I don't kill bugs

[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.

[x] I've slipped and fell in public.

[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation

[ ] I love Spam (well, just the funny subject lines... "1,000 Lemmings Can't Be Wrong!")

[ ] I bake well.

[ ] I have worn pajamas to class.

[x] I want a better job

[ ] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.

[ ] I love Dr. Phil.

[ ] I like multiple people

[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

[x] I am self-conscious.

[x] I love to laugh.

[x] I have tried alcohol.

[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.

[x] I have tried a cigarette.

[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.

[ ] I loved Lord of the Flies.

[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.

[ ] I can't swallow pills.

[x] I have a lot of scars.

[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.

[x] I like chocolate.

[ ] I bite my nails.

[x] I am not comfortable with being me.

[x] I play computer games when I'm bored.

[x] Gotten lost in the city.

[x] Thought of suicide before.

[x] Seen a shooting star.

[x] Gone out in public in my pajamas

[x] Hugged a stranger.

[x] Been in a fist fight.

[x] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose

[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

[x] Made out in an elevator.

[ ] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose

[ ] Been skydiving.

[ ] Been bungee jumping.

[x] Gotten stitches.

[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour

[x] Bitten someone

[x] Been to Niagara Falls.

[x] Gotten the chicken pox.

[x] Crashed into a car

[x] Been to germany

[x] Ridden in a taxi.

[ ] Shoplifted.

[x] Been fired.

[x] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

[ ] Stole something from your job.

[x] Gone on a blind date.

[x] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.

[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[x] Been to Europe.

[x] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.

[ ] Been married

[ ] Gotten divorced

[x] Saw someone/something dying.

[ ] have a list of people you want to kill.

[x] Ridden in a car over 400 miles in one day

[x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[ ] Thrown up in a bar.

[x] Eaten sushi.

[x] Cried in public.

[ ] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed

[x] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.

[x] Thought of someone a lot lately.

[ ] Hate the world.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

For the LOVE OF GOD! VOTE!!!


Current mood: aggravated

Happy Halloween everyone. So, you know what the scariest thing I can think of today is? The Republicans still control the White House, Congress and the Supreme Court. If that's not enough to get your spine crawling and cause you to run, screaming and gibbering, to the Canadian border, than I don't know what is.

So, let's go over our current president's track record, shall we... In 2000 George W. Bush's party tampered with the election process and STOLE the victory away from Al Gore. And Gore and the Democrats were too spineless to go to the mat fighting this. Since the Democrats rolled over so easily, the Republicans tampered with the election in 2004 and STOLE another victory for the repulsive George W. Bush. You have to give those RED ELEPHANT'S points for balls.

When "W" took office in 2000, Bill Clinton had left him with an ENORMOUS Budget surplus (I apologize for not having the exact number before me, but it was in the billions). Currently we have an ENORMOUS Budget DEFICIT (also in the billions).

Say what you want about Bill Clinton, but it was on George W. Bush's watch that the WORST TERRORIST ATTACK in U.S. history occurred on our soil. Now, after 9/11, it was an appropriate move to attack Afghanistan, the Taliban stronghold. We had the support of the U.N. The sympathy and good will of most of the world. But Bush did a half assed job in Afghanistan so that he could commit the majority of our forces to an attack on Iraq. A country that had NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ATTACK ON 9/11!! And he did this WITHOUT GLOBAL SUPPORT!!!

yeahbuhWHAT?!

And how did George W. Bush and his cronies convince the U.S. people that this would be a wise course of action? HE LIED TO US ABOUT WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, TAKING CRUEL ADVANTAGE OF THE FACT THAT WE (the United States of America) HAD JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A FANATIC ENEMY!!! Using FEAR and DECEPTION to JAM this war down our throats! Just as they used FEAR and DECEPTION to STEAL two elections!

Anyone else see a pattern forming here?

So now we are trapped in a Vietnam like morass with no end in site and both American and Iraqis casualties piling up. And we have no real exit strategy. You know, folks... There was one other president who invaded Iraq. And although he is not one of my favorite people, I'll give him this, he was wise enough not to go into Baghdad. Why? Because he KNEW that this would happen. This mess that we are in today. And who was that man? Why, it was George H.W. Bush, father of our current president. Before committing our country to this tragic war, did George Jr. consult his father, George Sr.? Of course not. He's a monosyllabic, marble-mouthed, imbecile with delusions of godhood. A half-wit who is only concerned with the richest segment of the population.

As Exhibit A, I offer up this administration's responce to the Katrina disaster. If a hurricane of that magnitude had hit Kittybunkport, Maine, do you think the government would have dragged it's feet getting aide to that area? No fucking way!

Listen, this isn't information that most of you don't already know. I realize that it seems like we can do very little to change the state of the world. But this is not true. Next week we have an opportunity to wrest control of congress from the Republicans. Now, as I've mentioned, the Democrats are far from perfect, but they are a damn site better than the Republicans, and this is just the start of wining back the country from a party that is taking away our civil liberties by increments. And there are some bright lights on the horizon. Democrats who could take the White House in 2008 (I've got my fingers crossed for Barack Obama).

This is not the time to give up. This is not the time to roll over. The Republicans are FINALLY on the ropes and we need to press the advantage. So, for the love of our warm and fuzzy God, if you are a Democrate, or even if you just hate the Republicans, vote next week!

The fate of the Country is at stake.

BUMP!

That was the sound of me falling off my soap box.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

My Ten Names

I have always been fascinated by names and their mythological power. Therefore, this internet quiz really intrigued me...

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current street name)
Happy Dorlon

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Chubby Hubby Chocolate Chip

3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
J-Dec

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Wolf

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Michael Glens Falls

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
Dec-jo Gio

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink )
Scarlet Lemon-aid (everybody knows that my real superhero name is the Tie Dye Owl)

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Felix Edward

9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne)
British Sterling

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Newell Anne

Friday, October 13, 2006

My Pirate Name & Other Useless Information



My pirate name is:



Mad Dog Rackham



Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you're the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
part of the fidius.org network


You Are From Pluto

You are a dark, mysterious soul, full of magic and the secrets of the universe.
You can get the scoop on anything, but you keep your own secrets locked in your heart.
You love change and you use it to your advantage, whether by choice or chance.
You don't like to compromise, to the point of being self-destructive with your stubborness.
Live life with love, and your deep powers will open the world to you.


And Pluto isn't even considered a planet anymore. This blows!

You Are 60% Gentleman

Generally you act like a gentleman, but sometimes you're careless with your manners.
Most people know that you're trying your best - and that's usually good enough.



You scored as The Amazing Spider-Man. After being bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter Parker was transformed from a nerdy high school student into New York's greatest hero. Peter enjoys the thrill of being a super hero, but he struggles with the burdens of leading a double life. He hopes someday to win the heart of his true love Mary Jane, the woman he's loved since before he even liked girls. Right now, he just wants to make it through college and pay his bills.

The Amazing Spider-Man


96%

Batman, the Dark Knight


79%

Neo, the "One"


75%

Lara Croft


71%

Captain Jack Sparrow


67%

Indiana Jones


67%

Maximus


58%

The Terminator


58%

El Zorro


54%

William Wallace


54%

James Bond, Agent 007


46%

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You Are Wolverine

Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.

Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly
Which of the X-Men Are You?

Somehow, I always knew that I was a Canadian at heart.


The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy

In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho


Black Comedy... Yeah, this is about right...


You Are 34% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.


Reeses Peanut Butter Cups

Very popular, one of you is not enough.


Your Political Profile:
Overall: 10% Conservative, 90% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal


You are a

Social Liberal
(76% permissive)

and an...

Economic Liberal
(10% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist










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You Are 25% Left Brained, 75% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.


Which SuperVillian are you?



Green Goblin
You are a disturbed scientist with an extreme dark-side, way to go!
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You Are Gonzo the Great

"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind!

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Defending a Classic


George Lucas had some things to say about the fourth Indiana Jones movie, slated for a 2008 release...

"We're basically going to do
The Phantom Menace. People's expectations are way higher than you can deliver. You could just get killed for the whole thing. We would do it for fun and just take the hit with the critics and the fans."

What... The... FUCK!!

Excuse my language here folks, but is this idiot now not even going to TRY and make the best possible film that he can? Is he that lazy? I love the original Indy trilogy. LOVE IT! And I would rather be left with my memory (not to mention my DVDs) of three excellent films than to have the Indiana Jones franchise tainted with a ham-fisted, half-assed attempt at another sequel. As a creative person, I am left to wonder why he would even bother trying to make a film if he is not going to do his level best to make the BEST PRODUCT POSSIBLE! Here's a challenge, George. Why not try to SURPASS the first trilogy? Why not surprise us and show us that you
are still capable of making a decent film? Why not live up to the hype for once? OR, why don't you admit that you are creatively bankrupt, step aside, and hand the character over to a film maker with some energy and something new to say? Think of what M. Night Shyamalan, Sam Raimi or Peter Jackson could do with the Indy franchise?

Alright, now that that's out of my system I also feel that I must defend one of the most maligned of the Indy films. I speak, of course, of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. The bastard middle child of the trilogy. In fact, I would argue that this is a superior film to Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Now, I think that we can all agree that "Raiders" was the best of the lot, but I will now list 5 reasons why "Temple of Doom" is better than "the Last Crusade."

A brief disclaimer. I love Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. I love the fact that the main character relationship is between Indy and his Dad and not Indy and some chick. I love the opening sequence with "young Indy." I just don't feel that ultimately it is as strong as "Temple." Onward...

#1) Different direction. After creating arguably one of the greatest films of all time in Raiders of the Lost Ark, it took huge stones to take a 180 digree turn and try something different for the sequel (well, prequel really). Different setting, different side-kick, different love interest, different villains. And to my mind, it all works. Where "Last Crusade" played it safe and followed the basic "Lost Ark" formula, "Temple of Doom" took chances and was still able to pay homage to the great film serials of the past. Although, it honored different serials.

#2) That fight scene. To my mind that fight between Indy and the Thuggee slave master while Short Round was duking it out with the Prince at the simultaneously was one of the coolest fights in cinematic history. Not to mention the best single fight of the three Indy flicks. But then, I'm a big fan of old school, Jim Kirk style fisticuffs. And I like Short Round enough so that I'd like to see what the adult Shorty is up to in Indy 4 (if they were going to bother to make a good movie that is).

#3) Seat grabbing action! The non-stop action in "Temple" was just as relentless as it was in "Raiders." God, they even made the dinner scene exciting. While there are many great action sequences in "Crusade," pound for pound it doesn't match up with the unswerving break-neck pace of the first two.

#4) Honor the characters. While I loved seeing the return of Sallah and Marcus Brody in "Crusade," they were not treated with respect. In "Raiders" Sallah and Marcus were more than just light comic relief, they were solid character's with a real impact on the plot of the film. In "Crusade" they were sad shadows of their former selves. Poor Marcus especially suffered. Why couldn't they be funny, but not fools?

#5) The villains. While I enjoy seeing Indy beat the snot out of Nazi's as much as the next guy, it was cool to see him match his skills against the savage Thuggee cult and the black magic of it's leader. Indy can match wit's with other baddies besides the Nazi's and still be interesting.


Anyway, this is just one obsessed fan's opinion. Let the debates begin...

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

The Final Confession of Damian Spector


So the Renaissance Festival is going very well this season. The first weekend was great. The character I've created is Lord High Sheriff Damian Spector, who I've engendered to be a cartoonish, mustache-twirling, villain. However, in my experience even a character played broadly for comedy needs some grounding in reality. Early on in the rehearsal period we were asked to write a letter detailing a memory our characters might have of a seminal point in their lives. I was going to write about how Damian's father, Severus Spector (a tax collector from Shropshire) turned his mother, Isabella over to the authorities for being a recusant Catholic and then made him watch as she was burned to death. But then I came up with this little memory...

~The Final Confession of Lord High Sheriff Damian Spector~
~Chief Constable of Warwick Town~
Writ on this thirty first day of October in the year of our Lord fifteen hundred and eighty eight; Anno Domini


Journeyman adventurer, thou who hast unearthed this parchment, list well to my tale of woe...

Whilst I was still young and guileless and the bloom of youth still stained my cheeks like a ripe, red, apple, I was o'er taken by a foul mania. Aye, the all too common affliction known to fops and fools alike as... "Love..." To be sure, an insidious malady that strikes down beggar and King, reducing an otherwise lucid man to an artless, dizzy-eyed, clotpole. I damn my eyes for this foul weakness which o'er came me; this shadow, this blight; hanging o'er my head like the sword of Damocles... This putrid sickness which gnawed at my guts like filthy rats fighting o'er discarded meat at an abattoir.

Cordelia was her name. When our eyes first locked I was but ten and four and she ten and six. Her tresses were spun copper hanging in ringlets about her perfect countenance. Her diminutive chin a flawless fit for my thumb and forefinger. And the orbs... Deep emerald eyes that looked through me. Into me. Verdant like the pitiless, wine-dark, seas. Under her steady gaze I was unmanned... Stripped bare... All pretence burned away...

We wed the next autumn 'gainst the wishes of mine own sire. I was the son of a landed gentleman. She a simple farmer's daughter. Father beat me near to my grave. I took the licks with nary a word. Love controlled me. More the fool I. To marry for love rather than gain... Tis insanity...

Time passed as it is want to do. For lack of a better term, I was... "Content." Mayhaps e'en "happy." An odd sensation that I recall now only with bile in the back of my throat. I had become a soldier to support my young bride. I was in Flanders in the low countries fighting the Spanish scourge for Queen and country under William of Orange when word did reach mine ears like an ill wind. My wife... My Cordelia with the iron-red hair and the dancing damnable eyes had perished in the eighth moon of her confinement whilst birthing our child... And not e'en a son at that! Better the All Mighty to deliver unto me a stillborn than a daughter. A witless girl who looked at me with her dead mother's eyes. Fie!

God was to blame. Was it not the Creator who had infected my soul with his insidious love? Was it not Jehovah who then took from me that one joyous possession? The one being in the world entire that made my black existence bearable. My wife. My life.
My Ragnarok.

The scales are out of balance. It is my estimation that God doth owe me. Since I can not take my rightful vengeance on the All Mighty, I shall seek retaliation 'gainst all his creation. This did I vow on the night I learned my wife was struck dead by God. I shall have my pound of flesh from where I will. The suffering I inflict shall be legion. Now cruelty is my joy. I laugh in the face of the carnage I inflict. And when the day doth come to face my maker, let it be he who must beware!

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Triumphant Return


This summer I will be making my triumphant return to the Sterling Renaissance Festival where I will be portraying the evil Sheriff of Warwickshire. I don't yet have an image of myself in costume as I have never played this part at Sterling before, and so here is a portrait of myself playing the evil Sheriff of Nottingham from the Steamer 10 Theatre's 2003 production of Robin Hood. So if you happen to be in the Sterling, New York area between the weekends of July 1st & 2nd and August 12th and 13th, drop by and look me up. I will be found twice a day at the Seat of Justice, presiding over the Trial & Dunk. There dispensing cruel wet justice to the guilty and innocent alike. Be afraid. Be very afraid...

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Ships of the Line


For the hell of it, I have made myself a list of my favorite space vehicles from science fiction. To discipline myself I have only allowed myself to pick one ship from each sci-fi source (in other words, I can't pick the Millennium Falcon and Luke's X-Wing Fighter from Star Wars. I have to pick only my favorite ship from that particular Sci-Fi Universe).



Top Ten Sci-Fi Space Ships

#1)USS Enterprise: The one I really dig is the refit Enterprise (NCC 1701) first introduced in Star Trek: the Motion Picture. To me, this one is the classic exploratory/adventure vehicle. I think the ship's best moment was the dog fight with the Reliant in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

#2) The Discovery: I like this ship from 2001: A Space Odyssey mostly for the fact that it has always seemed so real to me. I also like the fact that HAL, the onboard computer, malfunctions and wipes out most of the crew. It gives the ship a haunted feeling.

#3) The Millennium Falcon: George Lucas is reputed to be a big gear-head, and the Falcon has always struck me as Han Solo's muscle car in space. I love that it was always on the verge of shaking apart at the seams but in a pinch it would pull through.

#4) Serenity: This is the ship that first appared in the Joss Whedon short lived television series, Firefly, and then in the movie, Serenity. It wasn't a battleship. It wasn't an exploratory vessel. It was the home to nine lost souls just trying to survive in a complicated universe.

#5) the TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimensions In Space): The Doctor's seemingly innocuous blue police box (from the long running British television show, Dr. Who) is, in reality, one of the most versatile space vecicles in all of science fiction.

#6) Battlestar Galactica: I like the Galactica from the current series on the Sci-Fi network better than the one from the 1979 show. This old war-horse has tons of personality and really feels like an aircraft carrier in space.

#7) Babylon 5: I know. I know. Technically this is a space station and not a space ship, but it was the location of much intrigue and adventure on the television series of the same name, so it goes on my list.

#8) the Nebuchadnezzar: Morpheus's awesome ship from the Matrix trilogy is really more dedicated to exploring inner-space than outer-space, but that's what gives it it's charm.

#9) the Nostromo: This space mining cargo ship from Alien was dark and creepy and the perfect location for the title creature to creep around in. A true "haunted house" in space.

#10)the Vanguard: This rocket ship from Lance Proton & the Space Battalion of Justice first appeared on the Sterling Radio Showcase. You've got to love a ship that runs on vacuum tubes and sprockets.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Internet Survey


This is one of those silly internet surveys which was sent to me by a friend. I liked this one because it wasn't too long...

Four jobs you have had in your life:

1. Comic Shop Manager for Captain Blue Hen Comics in Lancaster, PA
2. Summer Camp Counselor/Arts & Crafts Director at Hebron Camp
3. Concession Stand Sales at Hoyts Cinemas in Saratoga, NY
4. Atmosphere Performer at Disney's MGM Studios in Orlando, FL

Four movies you would watch over and over:

(Only four? Alright, off the top of my head...)
1. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (That's like one big super-movie)
2. The Indiana Jones Trilogy (same as above)
3. King Kong (1933)
4. Spider-Man/Spider-Man 2 (another "super-film")


Four places you have lived:

1. Lake Luzerne, NY
2. Smithville, TX
3. Chester, England
4. Gulfport, FL

Four TV shows you love to watch:

1. Lost
2. Veronica Mars
3. Prison Break
4. Battlestar Galactica

Four places you have been on vacation:

1. London, England
2. Seattle, WA
3. Rome, Italy
4. Edinburgh, Scotland

Four websites I visit daily:

1. yahoo.com
2. aintitcool.com
3. comicbookresources.com
4. google.com

Four of my favorite foods:

1. Hot Dogs from New Way Lunch (A.K.A. Dirty Johns)
2. Pizza with lots of meat & extra cheese
3. New York Cheese Cake
4. A really good Steak

Four great books I would recommend to a friend:

1. The Princess Bride by William Goldman
2. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon
3. Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk
4. Jack of Shadows by Roger Zelazny


Four places I would rather be right now:

1. Gotham City
2. The Mars of Edgar Rice Burroughs
3. Marvel Comics' New York City
4. Starfleet headquarters in future San Francisco


Four people I am tagging that I think will respond.....

1. I
2. Have
3. No
4. Clue